Danielle Rivenbark

Wife of @junia1006 | Mom of 5 | #eventprof |soccer fan | #blogger | #podcast host

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

@megynkelly who has the over/under on which leaker will be found first? Fox News or SCOTUS?

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Just posted a photo @ Benton Convention Center https://t.co/k8pFm2kzkZ

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

@megynkelly 👏🏻 It’s about time!! What about the kids with disabilities (like autism) who need to see people’s faces to read emotions? Aren’t they already disadvantaged? Take off the masks and let them learn!!

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

@gretchenrubin Have you tried a one second video? This could be your answer to the scrapbook of now. @1SecondEveryday let’s you take a video of the ordinary or whatever is going on in your life every day. At the end of the year you have a video of your year. #happier

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Want your spouse to cut down their shower time? Send the toddler in to repeatedly flush the toilet. #themoreyouknow ⭐️ #showerwiththequickness 🚿 #fastestshowerever #iguessimclean? 🤷🏻‍♀️#momlife 😂

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Today I was pumping milk for my child when the fire alarm in our building went off. Unfortunately once the milk starts flowing there’s no stopping that fire hose! I chose to go down with the ship and my colleagues are grateful. #momlife #breastfeeding #workingmom @WorkinMoms

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Just saw a parent sleeping on a bench @MarblesRaleigh. I’m guessing it’s his wife’s punishment for him staying out late last night. 😂

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

We just said our nightly prayers with the kids and they made sure to pray for all the characters in @PJMasks ... even the Night Ninjas. #momlife #blessed #prayingforcartooncharacters @PJMasksLive

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

@OfferUpSupport sale was cancelled but my item was received. Please assist.

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

You know you’re running late when your kids are walking out the door without you while you’re standing at the counter pumping milk, making coffee, assembling your lunch, and eating eggs out of the pan. #momlife #multitaskingmom

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

The baby was crying at 1 AM and I was convinced that I was sitting in the nursing rocker feeding him. That was until I realized I was still in my bed and he was still crying. #tiredmama #momlife #SleepingBeauty 🤷🏻‍♀️😴

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Just used the 18 month old as an alarm for the other 2 kids in the house. #kidsasweapons #momlife #notsorry #toddlersmakegreatalarmclocks

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Proud to be raising independent children... except when you casually mention that it’s bath night to the 18 month old and he gets in the tub with his clothes on and proceeds to dump water all over his head and only some of it stays in the tub. #momlife #toddlerlife 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Me: Are you feeding you baby?
3YO: Yep! I’m feeding her milk from my boobies.
Me: That’s good. You’re a good mom. Are you a working mom?
3YO: Yep! I’m a “working on my roar” mom.

@disneylionking #ijustcantwaittobeking #momlife #motherhood #havekidstheysaid

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Currently living my life in 3 hour stretches. My options between newborn feedings include:
1. Eat
2. Shower
3. #Sleep
4. Clean stuff
5. @netflix
#momlife #livingmybestlife

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

How do you get motivated to clean your house? Invite a bunch of people over for a party so that you can at least appear like you don’t live like a heathen the other 364 days of the year. 😝 #truth #momlife

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Had a great time today deansfarmmarket for #springfling #rivenbarkkids #littlegardnermerritt #preciouscaitiejanemarie #supersteelephillips #strawberry #strawberryblonde #strawberryfestival https://t.co/CQB7gu8Ogt

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

When your fellow #mom pulls up in the daycare line blasting #Moana you know you have found your people. #momlife @Disney @Pixar #howfarillgo 🤘🏻#rockon

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Having #kids means never peeing alone again. It also means pee as fast as possible so you can jump up and let your #toddler use the bathroom because they waited until the last minute. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #momlife #havekidstheysaid

[Danielle Rivenbark @Mrs_D_Rivenbark]

Sometimes talking to my 4YO is like an Abbott and Costello act.

4YO: Where’s daddy?
Me: Sleeping
4YO: Can I talk to him?
Me: Not right now, he’s sleeping.
4YO: Who?
Me: Daddy
4YO: Where is daddy?
Me: Sleeping
4YO: Who?
Me: Who?
4YO: Daddy
Me: What?
🤷🏻‍♀️ #momlife