Army MP Veteran. 2 tours in Iraq. Married to a Marine (retired). Stepmother to one. Mostly comment on the interesting because no one reads my tweets anyways.
Made a new music video with my song using @grok. It’s Imagine has gotten much better and I’m glad for the extension option so my videos have smoother cuts. This is a song based on 18th century Scottish warriors. Written and directed by me but I used a few apps to bring it all together. @elonmusk https://t.co/afuNhA4A2q
My parents will be celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary this year. So, after observing them for 46 of those years, I’ve compiled a list of rules for wives through each part of a 50 year challenge.
Disclaimer: Not all may apply.
For brides
of 1-10 years and wives under 30.
1. If he asks for help in the Yard, the answer is always yes. But when you ask for help in the Laundry Room, he understands that the answer to this is always yes, also.
2. Be mindful of your husband’s Bar Tab or Credit Card balance, and don’t order more than y’all can afford. And yes, understand it’s y’all now, because even though the tab is in his name, ya’ll’s financial record includes yours.
3. Forgive your husband’s belches as he forgives your farts.
Brides of years 11-29 and wives aged 31-39:
1. Lead him not into bad decisions and do not scold him for the ones he makes that were not forewarned.
2. Encourage hobbies that lead to weight loss, social mobility, or brain activity. Discourage all other hobbies.
3. Look your best on a daily basis. Trust me, he’s seen more of your “natural look” than he wanted to, also; you should respect him enough to want to look good enough to be able to pull him in a bar. Because you’d want him to be the only one to pull you.
Brides of 30-49 years and Wives aged under 49.
1. What’s worked before now, let it keep working and don’t try to re-invent the wheel.
2. He’s now an old dog in marriage dog years so, what you couldn’t change before, you wont’t be able to change it now. You’ve had your chance.
3. Love what you’ve loved, good bad and ugly, when you said, “I do,” understand, It’s now, “it’ll have to do.”
Put a real effort at this point into encouraging his efforts in what he’s done, attempts to do, or attempted to do for a second time. This is his male menopausal phase. Just like the man flu, it’ll be more severe than the real thing.
Wives of 50 years or more:
You’ve made it this far. The rest is on you. It’s rarified air and an amazing accomplishment.
P.S. Please tell the rest of us your secrets. This is a goal of ours as much as it was yours.
Congratulations!
@Rach4Patriarchy
@deannkh10@_wtfevrr@Mazen_Hammoud@StrayGarfield@rawsalerts The first thing I thought was probably reserve or IRR. Most logical transition for prior military still in the IRR is to get a job doing something related to what you did in the military. It’s basically paid job training for those who weren’t looking to make it a career.
Never before felt closer to my great grandmother than I did tonight when I took a 100 year old butter churn I bought at a yard sale and made my own butter! @Rach4Patriarchy
@charles_robots@faulkneresq@wil_da_beast630 Except for the case where a man in his 30’s murders his entire family because he fell in love with one of these women and lied, cheated, and stole to spend more time with her and the family tried to stop him. https://t.co/ccohQBKyYW
Depends on your definition of “prostituite.” Usually it means selling one’s body in a sexually gratifying way to the purchaser for profit. Then you define what “selling one’s body” “sexually gratifying way” mean. If you use your body to produce images or performances in a sexually suggestive and gratifying way, you are prostituting yourself. If you prostitute yourself, you are a prostitute. Im sorry if it hurts your feelings, shatters your insecurities, and wreaks havoc on your fragile ego. I don’t care if you believe it’s prostitution. It just is, whether you agree it is or not. The truth overrules indefinitely. Every time.
“People run after leaders and parties as though salvation were to be found in them. They shout the names of men as if they were saviors. But every earthly leader is only a man, and every political system is only the work of human hands. When people expect salvation from politics they inevitably fall into disappointment, anger, and hatred. The Christian knows that no party, nation, or ideology can redeem the world. Christ alone is the Savior of mankind, and every nation that forgets this truth begins to decay from within.”
- Saint Nikolai Velimirović
I’m as unsurprised by this as I was to learn the shooter was a teacher as well. And him being from California, I bet they won’t even fire him while he awaits his trial. California is like that closet where you shove all the stuff that you don’t want anywhere else in your home. Most of it’s useless but you don’t want to throw it away because at some point you either liked it or needed it or some relative gave it to you and they’d be mad if you tossed it. That’s California to the rest of the sane Americans.
Whe @NorahODonnell on @60Minutes listed all the people who attended who were either attempted to be assassinated or closely related to someone who was like @RobertKennedyJr@MrsErikaKirk@POTUS@POTUS and then asked if there is anything Trump could do to stop it, I would’ve responded differently. I would’ve said, “It’s not something that I have the capability of doing. It’s something you all MUST do. Stop villainizing us. Stop telling people untrue reasons they should hate us. Stop spreading rumors, gossip, and lies because those unhinged people take it as gospel and it fuels and justifies (in their minds) their unhinged ideas of justified murder. They were normal people until they read your headlines and listened to your so called ‘reports’. Then they start to get the idea that they or their loved ones are gonna die if they don’t kill us first and away they go. So, it’s not something I can do, it’s something you all MUST do.”
Whe @NorahODonnell on @60Minutes listed all the people who attended who were either attempted to be assassinated or closely related to someone who was like @RobertKennedyJr@MrsErikaKirk@POTUS@POTUS and then asked if there is anything Trump could do to stop it, I would’ve responded differently. I would’ve said, “It’s not something that I have the capability of doing. It’s something you all MUST do. Stop villainizing us. Stop telling people untrue reasons they should hate us. Stop spreading rumors, gossip, and lies because those unhinged people take it as gospel and it fuels and justifies (in their minds) their unhinged ideas of justified murder. They were normal people until they read your headlines and listened to your so called ‘reports’. Then they start to get the idea that they or their loved ones are gonna die if they don’t kill us first and away they go. So, it’s not something I can do, it’s something you all MUST do.”
At 15 years old, Liv Perrotto’s biggest dream was to meet @elonmusk. She had even written out a list of questions to ask him. Her mother @rebeccaperrotto told me that just days before she passed away from cancer, she had a chance to speak with Elon, but she was too tired and asked him to call later. The questions still sit on her nightstand, unanswered. Liv's mother shared them with me in hopes that Elon would change that today.
1) Are you going to make your own phone?
2) Are you expanding the Tesla Diner to new areas?
3) Will there be any new games with any upcoming Tesla updates?
4) What is your favorite anime?
5) Have you ever been to Japan? What was your favorite place/thing there?
6) Do you know who Hatsune Miku is?
7) Was Ani inspired from Misa from Death Note?
8) Can you make Asteroid (the Shiba Inu zero-g indicator she designed for the Polaris Dawn mission) the mascot for SpaceX?