Ex Mrs Fun

Dancing in the kitchen, singing every word to every song or I'm at a ball game.

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

If a situation calls for me to be an asshole I'm going to be an asshole.

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

Nobody fucking cares about your instant pot meals, nobody fucking cares!

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

So glad me leaving you is exactly what you needed.... says a lot about our 22 year marriage, a whole fucking lot!

[Jackson @kerouac741]

I like to blast music and dance naked.

Follow me

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

Not my business but if you give toddlers or preschoolers soda, I judge you...

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

Fuck him, hope he’s happy now!!! Though he’s not fooling me!!!

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

Not sure what’s happening but here we are....

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

@UntrueThings Keep your penis in your pants.... or her mouth....

[🛜 @paradigse]

I love me and I love you and I love us

[FloatOn🎈☕️ @musicntats]

Her mind will always be her worst enemy.

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

Guess I’ll fuck around today and start my Christmas shopping.

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

He likes to think he fought for me but he sent me flowers and socks....
I like to buy my own flowers and I fucking despise socks.....

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

There's a pocket in my shirt but I'm still going to use my boobs to hold this remote

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

Happy Holidays!!

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

Getting divorced and never being told you can’t post whatever the fuck you want on Twitter.... pricefuckingless!

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

Kindness goes a long way. Try it and see for yourself.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Hell hath no fury like a male driver that's lost

[Bohemian Rhaptitties @nonchalantnacho]

Did you know that if you drink a box of wine you get Friday drunk on a Thursday?

[MicheleJC @MrsJCtoyou]

You're my current muse

Don't fuck it up

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

My draft folder is just a drunk tweet graveyard.

[Jim @GibJimson]

Threw some trash off a balcony today and thought of you.