Callie Haddox

@UTAustin alum 🤘🏼I don’t tweet often but when I do I’m probably trolling Ryan. Vince Young Haddox is the greatest dog alive.

[Ryan Haddox @MrHaddox]

Me to my toddler this morning after she smeared her own poop all over her bedroom

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

@popcorners with the purest commercial formula

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

#ThisYearIsDifferent #HookemHorns

[M Goonza @The_GunzShow]

Corn Kid at the college tailgates today be like

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

@MelishaHead Good or bad, we have a good day

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

GAME DAY BABY. Time to lock in.

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

Hey @MrHaddox, the last time Texas won a natty, I thought I was going to Texas Tech (a complete different tragedy). Here’s hoping this is THE year you keep telling me about.

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

Eye on the prize, baby.

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

7 days until football season…lock in, I’ll have full coverage.

[Ryan Haddox @MrHaddox]

@Hii_ImBrii @chrisa_head

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

This did not age well…

[Ryan Haddox @MrHaddox]

“Last time Texas played ULL the first game of the season, they won the national championship” -@Mrs_Haddox said it first

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

Ryan just said Eastbound and Down is a rom com…

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

@steviedeevie20 @MrHaddox 1 min and 48 seconds of pure gold 😭😭

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

@WillyTMcGee_3

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

Why isn’t there better quality control of restaurant drink machines? All I want is a good Dr Pepper, I’m not asking for a lot.

[Ryan Haddox @MrHaddox]

“Last time Texas played ULL the first game of the season, they won the national championship” -@Mrs_Haddox said it first

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

@MrHaddox

[Callie Haddox @Mrs_Haddox]

@chrisa_head Fighting words!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tor @torihaddox]

A year and a half ago, when I jokingly made my Zoom name Vicki Minaj has now come back to haunt me every time I sign into a work meeting