Laura Pilgrim

Creative, Events, Problem Solver.

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

@andylewisuk I honestly think I might be done once the bird flys the nest…

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

@oonagh_j @LCRPride Perfect pink in the hair as well 💕

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

@GrabYourSpoon Sending a digital passionflower from L17 x

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

I don’t like to share GB News but this is honestly one of the most (accidental?) Partridge clips I have ever seen

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Queen of the Scroungers
Dorries - not voted for a yr, doing a book on Johnson & working at TalkTV. Drawing full MP salary & exp, from
which she has paid her daughters £80pa in the past. She's about to get £22K recess payment despite saying she resigned with immediate effect.

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

@barneydrums Ah Steve 💗🙏🏻

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

>gets out tiny violin<

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

[Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism]

“What do you mean the carpet is killing people?! Carpet can’t -“

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

@SoVeryBritish Anything by @HomebakedBakery and that’s a hill I’d die on.
Fight me.

[NHS University Hospitals of Liverpool Group @nhsUHLG]

People still call Aintree Hospital, "Fazakerley" - let's see how long it takes to catch-on...

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

@GrabYourSpoon Bramble!

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

@sophiearumble Mine was full of herbs and smelt amazing 🥰

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

Photo of the Day: Eurovision Typhoon passes the Angel of the North in Sunderland (County Durham) where local Geordies gather to celebrate the start of the weekend #fridaymorning

Photographed from a Canberra #FridayFeeling

[Laura Pilgrim @Mrs_L_Pilgrim]

@oonagh_j I love that train ride as well.

[James Elson @Elson7James]

Our fragile musical instruments being looked after - not.

@Ryanair, Blue Handling - absolutely appalling customer service.

To think the amount we paid for you to take them…

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.

[Tom Rogers @RogersHistory]

Gillian Keegan has said Headteachers "have a duty" to drive to the homes of absent pupils and bring them into school, she said she would "pick them up myself" when asked how best to engage with missing pupils.

I refer back to my big idea - Everyone in the Department for Education should have to teach full-time for at least 1 term in a state school (and complete it) to qualify to be there.

This would mean no one would ever make suggestions like the one above, you’d hope.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Memo to the BBC. Stop playing the game your enemies want you to. Relegate the Huw E story so low down the bulletins it disappears. Lead them on the story of a former PM who said he would hand over all his texts to an inquiry failing to do so in defiance of a court order 1/2