Helen Ruth Rose

Painfully honest and irritatingly sarcastic.

[Helen Ruth Rose @Mrs_Mallet]

@ReubenW62956441 @SkyNews Of course.. how else is he touring a "World Tour"???
Have a day off!

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@StephenMulhern Shiiiiiiiiiiit!
You got me

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@Happydog___ This is Poppy. She was a loyal, faithful and loving servant to my Nana for over 10yrs.
Due to my Nana's health, she came to live with us. She just loves being in the garden. Look at her smile!

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@AlisonMoyet Excellently worded!

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

I cannot improve upon this reply.

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@BenjaminBubble 100%!

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@JoanneC68564593 @Nurseborisbash At 96? There are no suspicious circumstances so to put her body and her family through an autopsy would be unnecessary and even more upsetting.
At 96 they would put on death cert "old age/frailty".
As aforementioned tho, I do believe in my heart she was sicker than we were told.

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@Nurseborisbash Both hands were black and blue if you zoom in. That is not "mobility issues".
Maybe we will get clarity on how she died, maybe they will choose to leave it at "died peacefully at 96".
But either way, IMO, she has been ill for sometime and "mobility issues" was used not to alarm.

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@SensationalSee Did DM. No response

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@imapandabear69 Hi. Coldplay tickets still avail? If so what is your price? Cheers

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@AldiUK "specially selected" pies. Specially selected for what?
For fear of causing upset I won't use the word I'm thinking. The meat one #inedible with "meat" aka arteries & tendons, veg one so high in water it fell apart. Upset my treat night of pie & mash turned into mash only

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@Tadge33 @LyndenGooch @FlynnJBestford Bless him. Looks proud as punch young lad 💙

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I really have to wonder if people realise us who are following them see what they like on our feeds..... "XYZ liked blah blah blah"..... seriously?! WTF is wrong with you? I come here to complain or laugh, not see your sexual desires and prefs. Fuck my life.

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@PTither Tune!!!!!

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@LidlGB cont 2/2... latex used to make condoms. What a disappointment. I should have just bought the 75p Richmond sausages if I wanted to ruin my meal. #SausageGate #Rank #Sausage #PlasticSkins #SadFace #Lidl

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@LidlGB made is stunning tomato, chick pea & sumac dish for dinner & thought some "delux" pork & apple & caramelised onion sausages would go with it a treat.
Sausages were inedible. Not sure what the skin was made of but wouldn't be surprised if you told me it was.....(1/2)

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@ollielocke Ross and his new couch....... "PIVOT"

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@jamieoliver The bin.

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@JimmyMonsieur Yeah I guess you can "effectively stay there" cos.... "nobody checks" 🙄
Except if you stay over your days you run the risk of being stopped on departure and then explaining "well I have a house here and I couldn't be arsed to leave"
Point is law hasn't changed.
Still 90 days.