Maura Spaghetti

She doesn't even go here.

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

It isn't even 7am yet. 😨

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

@hulu I can't get to your help desk because I keep getting this screen. Please DM me so I can get assistance from your team. Thanks!

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

When @kristenkurtis announced today's #tbtxpn theme of Soul Patrol in the car, my 4 year old corrected her and called it "Funkytown Day" - Also works. @wxpnfm

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

Me when I thought @BachelorABC was finally going to give us the fence.

[Ja Rule @jarule]

I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

@HeatherMcDonald I have the two juicy scoopers w the cousin impregnation and the in-law swap stories. Ready for drinks w you and @ChrisFranjola meet us at Continental Midtown! #juicyscoopobsessed

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

Watching a live coverage of the @sixers win on @FOX29philly and someone yelled "JTP" in the background 😂 @TheGoldbergsABC @adamfgoldberg

[Dont Stall Just Call @DontStall]

Now that football season is over what’s next? April 21st we are hosting our third annual 5K run /1 mile walk...... https://t.co/w6q2F76Syn

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

Kelce Update: He's going for a bike ride now.

[Matt Mullin @matt_mullin]

🎶 We’re from Philly, f**king Philly
No one likes us, we don’t care 🎶

Jason Kelce sings with fans at #EaglesParade…

[Zach Berman @ZBerm]

Here's a rough transcript of Jason Kelce's parade speech. (Some words were hard to hear. Also, it could be typed in all caps and with exclamation points after every sentence.):

[Philadelphia Police Department @PhillyPolice]

So, like, anyone watching the game tonight?

[Dont Stall Just Call @DontStall]

YESSSS!!!!! Excellent news! Penn State has amended their Medical Amnesty policy protecting the caller & the... https://t.co/vO0G4gp2mL

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 6)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ANULW4jCxl

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

I just earned the 'Gourd to the Last Drop (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/VLs1a5eR5b

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Cya66vNzR8

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 33)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/LI9mWCpskE

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

I just earned the 'Hopped Down' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/YTLjChp50D

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

I just earned the 'Pale as the Moon (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/abeGmB5gl8

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

I just earned the '500 Million Beers' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/OLOmKRLr3z #ut500m

[Maura Spaghetti @Mrs_Spaghetti]

I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 32)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/WIgiOMKfak