off a senzu bean

my pockets thick like an eggroll.

[jade @emoshoota]

im smoking my cart on the patio and can smell someone smoking real weed

[NIRAH ✰ @sexyyni]

I be thinking my butt is big then I see a real big ass booty and be like ok

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

yeah i’m telling my sister to go on Love Island get with the white nigga and start screaming and yelling at any black nigga in the villa whew, sis boutta retire my whole family I’m shaking

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

A couple that was in the bottom of the most compatible couples is going to the finale. A couple whose family completely disapproved of them is going to the finale. A couple where one half had to be brought back in after elimination is going to the finale lol.

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

Yeah im not watching #LoveIslandUSA tonight! No KC and Tierra, no me.

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

ignoring the porn in my bookmarks to get to the low cal recipe I saved last week

[777 @dessszn]

i be thinking my ass fat till i see a fat ass then i'm like aw ok aw ok

[🛸 @tufthug]

i’m a firm believer of nobody should know where you work lol

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

On first Watch I thought she was his Mama

[Mitchel 🎃 @Mitchel_X14]

I mourned rich homie quan longer than she did her own husband

[off a senzu bean @MsAlmightySosa]

@granstian Idk eat more food so it fits??

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

no one's relationship is my relationship goals lol. the pictures are nice tho

[LKY @LKY_LDN]

Ngl knowing who I am, I can really see myself getting bored at my own wedding if it runs for too long

[off a senzu bean @MsAlmightySosa]

@n_exquisite Congratulations 🥹🥹

[off a senzu bean @MsAlmightySosa]

@NATERERUN So her man can respond promptly but she can't respond when it comes to bullying 😭

[🫦🫦🫦. @1fine_sznn]

I can’t believe this happened fr

[tiarre💰 @TeeAirr]

When I get engaged next year let’s try not to add up dates 🫶🏽