Christina

5'ft ball of energy. Foot spends more time in my mouth than on the ground. Former slave to #Retail. Admin Assistant. Embracer of the weird. #Nerd

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Me on the outside: *air horns*
Me on the inside: *sad trombone*

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Eat the rich like our healthcare depends on it:

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Nothing is more passive aggressive than being scheduled for a clopen.

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Hey @mtgreenee aren’t you the party of family values? Why are you texting my husband? Weirdo.

[Scruffy @ScruffyC137]

Hey @mtgreenee I'm not your friend, pal. Stop being weird
Also stop texting me

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Never leaving this site.

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Live footage of reporters outside Drakes house after #NotLikeUs dropped:

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Yooo yall remember The Red Wedding? #HouseOfTheDragonS2 is gonna make that look so tame compared to what is coming. Meet me at the shores of God’s Eye, I’ll bring the Cheese. #TeamBlack

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Anyone ever attend a funeral where the body was left in the parking lot on purpose for the 2nd half of the service? Just me? Cool.

[Jamie Grayson @TheJamieGrayson]

Until yesterday I had a @tiktok_us acct w nearly 120 K followers where I gave free car seat information out all day. The most-followed CPST on the platform. That is now gone due to false copyright strikes by a certain IP attorney. @TikTokSupport pls help.

[Christina @MsAmaris]

As a former resident of Lewiston, Maine my heart goes out to everyone there. Stay safe.

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Dear Universe: all I want is a Tshirt that says “Vulcan as a mother(bleep)er” on it. Please and thank you. #StarTrekLowerDecks #logicbitch

[Bonnie Gordon🖖🏼 @BonnieBellG]

Look to the skies and “Go Fast!”

Shout out to @GeekFilter for capturing this picture perfect moment!

#StarTrekProdigy #SaveStarTrekProdigy #LiveLogsAndProper

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Friendly reminder: Frank Castle would be ashamed of you. Have the day you deserve!

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Nature is healing

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Rudolph Giuliani catching a RICO charge. What a world.

[Christina @MsAmaris]

@melissaCnavia Dinosaurs. You can’t convince me they aren’t dinosaurs.

[Christina @MsAmaris]

@StarTrekOnPPlus So. Who on the staff is the #Buffy fan? I swear every time Pelia shows up I hear “Dawn’s Ballet” from “Once More w/Feeling”. Please confirm or deny for my own sanity.

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Looked at @ScruffyC137 & went “wait. Are we Boimler and Mariner?” And slowly realized I’m the Boimler while watching #StrangeNewWorlds last night #StarTrekLowerDecks #StarTrek

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Stop asking my 12 year old if he has a
girlfriend.
He’s 12.
He’s a child who likes comic books and screaming outside for no reason. Relationships are not for children.

Also stop telling kids "you're so cute/handsome/beautiful I bet all the boys/girls will be trying to date you!"

How about "you're so kind, you have such a great sense of humor."

If you want a society that goes more than skin deep you have to change the language and the culture starting at home. -Anonymous

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Did I pop my shoulder out of the socket reaching for something at work? Sure did. Having my arm go dead mid customer wasn’t my idea of fun today.

[Christina @MsAmaris]

Man the amount of times I have to apologize for the actions of other people…

[Ruth Deyermond @ruth_deyermond]

Thoughts and prayers for Donald Trump at this difficult moment.