Stark Raven Mad

I'm none of those things. It's all lies...

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@mrs_coyle I'm in!

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

Armani and her over-acting 🤣 #TraitorsUK

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@99thRedBalloon 😂😂😂 sounds like a very familiar situation here too! Xx

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

All the space on the bed and this turd plonks his arse down here FFS 😒

[† know your devil † @knowyourdevil]

Life is tragic. That’s why we need distraction. Art, beauty, sex. Pleasure to temper the pain.

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

Tonight's laundry folding sesh is sponsored by Jameson whiskey and RuPaul's Drag Race. It's been a loooooong week. I fucking deserve this.

[Binwah @Chris96856963]

Every fucker is Sir Alf Ramsay today.
England lost on penalties.
Shit happens.
Get on with your day and shut the fuck up.

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea62928413 You really are a sad old nympho 🙄

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea3Jabs You absolute legend 💪🤩

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea3Jabs Only they don't reeeeeeeally fit now do they love?

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea187696961 "Night night drops" why does Kathy Bates in Misery spring to mind?

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@soozy_b @Andrea187696961 Can you not have her Sectioned?

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea187696961 Crying 🤣🤣🤣

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea187696961 @Andrea629284133 You've just put me off food for the rest of the day 🤢

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea187696961 😂😂😂 I'm guessing you'll be having a fry up in the morning so? You're such a saucy minx. Did you tell your parents you were going/pretending to go?

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea187696961 Which tent are you pretending to camp in? Did you bring a partner or are you just out to play gooseberry and get sloppy seconds??

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Hellsbeg1 Whizzy cream!! 😍😂😂😂 What is this unwritten rule that you bloody grandparents fill our kids with crap then hand them back for hell on wheels bedtime 😑

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Hellsbeg1 The smug satisfied look on his face, pure "I've just had dinner at Nanny's" 😏👌😂😂

[Stark Raven Mad @MsBRaven]

@Andrea187696961 @soozy_b That's about as sexy as a fungal toenail 🤢