Renegade Cupcake

alpha couch-potato. geeklite. tone-deaf rock star. misanthrope. fangirl. dork.

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watching a youtube video where someone is reacting to Lorna Shore

reactor "too much noise"
me "how dare you! there is just enough noise!"

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my ex turned 45 yesterday and i refrained from writing in his card "you're only as old as the woman you feel" (his wife is... 57 or 58 i think?). i feel i deserve some cake.

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my solution to this is just to not eat anything right now because i can't be arsed to get up and make food

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it's 2022 why the heck hasn't someone developed the technology to teleport food right into my stomach so i don't have to cook it and eat it aksfjdsf wtf kind of future is this

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i think i'm down to my last saved urban decay underground (discontinued colour) eyeliner pencil and i still haven't found a good dupe.

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my playlist just jumped from Rammstein's Ich Tu Dir Weh to Electric Callboy's Pump It and i have musical mood whiplash.

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@rivers_bend it's the eyebrows for me sorry you had to see it

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neighbours who always play country music have their door open and turned up whatever it is they are listening to, so i decided they needed to be introduced to Lorna Shore. either they'll love it or they'll be relieved when i inevitably go back to Rammstein.

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so back on tumblr and i have no idea what fandoms my feed is about or who any of the people are but still it's super nostalgic

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@celli i assume you don't like heavy metal music

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i do not care how many of the bands i would like to see i refuse to go anywhere called knotfest.

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@melpemone_ after my last apartment i swore to god i'd move somewhere with an easier delivery driver instruction set. i did, but it's not easy enough. next time i swear it'll be so straightforward...

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@rivers_bend give him a scritch on the head from me pls

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@AlejandraDD the one advantage that yahoo has is that it is not elon musk i hope

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honestly i might go back to tumblr i think i still have an account with this name (or did elongated muskrat buy that too)

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got my hair did and said i don't care what you do so long as i don't look like i'll demand to speak to the manager - although after blow dry i do look like i might want to talk to someone in charge please.

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i went out for a long walk yesterday and today and now my search page is advertising everest base camp treks to me how long does the algorithm think i walked for?

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#adhdlife it's almost 4pm and the only thing i've had to eat today is a small salad. i'm hungry. three times i've gotten up to get myself some food and been distracted by the cat or laundry or realising i needed to mop the hallway floor. still haven't eaten. attempt 4 underway

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was out for a walk this morning and accidentally got another tattoo. i hate* it when that happens!

*love

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because i'm a mature and serious and very sensible person i totally did not just hurt my neck headbanging around the kitchen while listening to rammstein while i was doing dishes.