my ex turned 45 yesterday and i refrained from writing in his card "you're only as old as the woman you feel" (his wife is... 57 or 58 i think?). i feel i deserve some cake.
it's 2022 why the heck hasn't someone developed the technology to teleport food right into my stomach so i don't have to cook it and eat it aksfjdsf wtf kind of future is this
neighbours who always play country music have their door open and turned up whatever it is they are listening to, so i decided they needed to be introduced to Lorna Shore. either they'll love it or they'll be relieved when i inevitably go back to Rammstein.
@melpemone_ after my last apartment i swore to god i'd move somewhere with an easier delivery driver instruction set. i did, but it's not easy enough. next time i swear it'll be so straightforward...
got my hair did and said i don't care what you do so long as i don't look like i'll demand to speak to the manager - although after blow dry i do look like i might want to talk to someone in charge please.
i went out for a long walk yesterday and today and now my search page is advertising everest base camp treks to me how long does the algorithm think i walked for?
#adhdlife it's almost 4pm and the only thing i've had to eat today is a small salad. i'm hungry. three times i've gotten up to get myself some food and been distracted by the cat or laundry or realising i needed to mop the hallway floor. still haven't eaten. attempt 4 underway
because i'm a mature and serious and very sensible person i totally did not just hurt my neck headbanging around the kitchen while listening to rammstein while i was doing dishes.