Bree Van der Lew

I'm totally all like WCTY... Way Cooler Than YOU! #TheDynamitePixie (Fictional Character)

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

Shout out, to my boy, Digits! #VerticallyChallengedRepreset! Hey, if Digits had a Twitter account? Would all his tweets look like this? ...

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

Hey y'all! Your girl is totally wishin' her family, freinds, fans and my extended family @RedemptionWrest a very Merry Christmas! Have fun!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@ACCareerKiller They're both quite welcome. It was totally, like, the least I could do after err'thing Shawn ever did for yours truly.

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

Hey everyone. Your girl totally posted a #V-Log about my good friend and mentor, Shawn Crowley. Make sure y'all check it out. #RIPShawn :'-(

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

I totally plan to have it done by the time Salvation 71 airs, and I hope to have it displayed at his memorial. :'-( Miss you already, Shawn.

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

Something y'all might not know about me. But, I love sketching. I'm totally, like, doing a sketch of my friend and mentor, Shawn St. James.

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

Dear Shawn, regardless of everything that ever happened between us... I'll still always miss you! :'-( #RIP Shawn! You will truly be missed!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@SCBetterThanYou I dunno, Chico. I like totally see ya' more as Wendell Vaughn than Danny Rand. #QuasarRepresent!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@SCBetterThanYou Seriously, here, Chico. You're my boy an' all... But, like, you can be a total #jackass at times. :-/

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@SCBetterThanYou @TheLeg3ndDD You coulda, like, totally warned #yourstruly what she was gonna find on 'da Googles beforehand ya' big jerk!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@SCBetterThanYou @TheLeg3ndDD Sorry, Seanie! But, like, you're totally goin' down on 'dis too, Chico!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@SCBetterThanYou @TheLeg3ndDD EWWW, EWWW, EWWW, EWWW! You guys are, like, totally beyond gross!!! I'm totally tellin' mom about this, pops!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@SCBetterThanYou @TheLeg3ndDD DUH, Sean! I, like, totally know what birds, bees and donkeys are! You're last tweet makes, like, no sense!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@SCBetterThanYou @TheLeg3ndDD Seriously, like, what's so great about watchin' some random chick ride a donkey in Mexico??? I don't get it.

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

K, that's totally, like, the last time I play DnD wit' @SCBetterThanYou and @TheLeg3ndDD All they did was talk about a Mexican Donkey show!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

Huh... I totally figured, like, most NFL teams would be more willin' to sign Tim Tebow than this Evan Champagne guy.

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@ChaseMartelle That's, like, totally messed up, Chica! You, like, seriously deserve WAY better than that! This kinda #BS needs to stop!

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@TheLeg3ndDD Pops, I totally luvs ya' and you're definitely a legend... But, like, you're really outta touch wit' my generation. #OutOfDate

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

@TheLeg3ndDD OMG Pops! You do realize that, like, #WreckItRalph was a movie, not a video game?! You're such a total #n00b sometime pops! <3

[Bree Van der Lew @MsCareFreeBree]

Ya' Girl's totally been asked to present the Best Video Game Award of 2013 @VideoGameAwards on 12/07/13. My money is on #BioShockInfinite