Sean Callahan

Current Redemption Classic Champion. Better Than You, and I Know It. (Fictional Character)

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@ACCareerKiller @MsCareFreeBree You learn something new every day. I just thought monkeys all smelled like fish tacos all the time.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@CajunB3auty @Dav13sD @MsCareFreeBree Seriously...Burn that shit with fire! Or give it to @SladeTWC as a gift for Roxy.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

I have a confession to make...I once left a skidmark on @MsCareFreeBree's chest. Only time I've ever blown my load so hard I sharted.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@Dav13sD @ACCareerKiller @MsCareFreeBree That's nothing compared to the case I have on my asshole. That strapon wasn't clean.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@CajunB3auty @SladeTWC Nah...She got jealous of Leftie.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC Amusing myself is one of my many talents #insertmasturbationjokehere

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@RW_Amazon My God. I found someone dumber than @SladeTWC. No...It wasn't hard. He didn't show up and I won by count out. Try to keep up.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC Touché. Once again, it's a marvel watching your brain work. #obvioussarcasm

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC And I won our match by count out. I know counting to ten is hard for you...So I won't bother explaining the logistics.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC I beat Chaplain...By count out. So what are you waiting for?

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

Awww...Looks like I hurt @SladeTWC's feelings. All cause he couldn't spell potato. It's ok big guy. We don't blame you. It's the schools.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC Why people would think someone you're mentioning matters is beyond me. #irrelevantchamp

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC Wow! You thought of that one all by yourself? I must say...It is a privilege to watch your mind work. Can you spell potato for me?

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC Wow...It took you a 37 minutes to think that up? No, wait...Sorry. That was too smart for you. Lily stole your phone didn't she?

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@CajunB3auty Whatever helps you sleep better at night, sweetheart. At the end of the day, you're still bragging that you beat Rock Startling

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@CajunB3auty I'd say that makes you the equivalent of the dumbest kid with Down's Syndrome. #GetTheShortBus

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@CajunB3auty I was handed my title, but I'm not the one bragging about beating a guy who hasn't won but still thinks he's undefeated.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@CajunB3auty You beat Rock Startling. That's the wrestling equivalent of kicking a retard and taking his pet bark.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC @truefuturechamp Girls, girls, girls. You're both ugly. Now shut the fuck up. No one cares.

[Sean Callahan @SCBetterThanYou]

@SladeTWC @truefuturechamp @ForeverTainted Hold on. Let's be fair. He's not retarded. He's just what happens when two retards have sex.