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[iddaM @MsGOOD__Bar]

I did NOT play all these years of Upward basketball to not box someone out to catch the bouquet

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Porter. He's had a long day. Needs a pup cup on the rocks. And make it a double. 13/10

[moose @mooseincrisis]

blur my kids’ faces. this is the only warning you’re getting.

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[m @msnetik]

anxiety legend

[• @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[Michael Shiner @michael_shiner1]

Unfortunately the funniest tweet I’ve ever and ever will see on this app

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

The World Cup tourists have discovered Buc’ees

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ngl if my partner is doing their vows, and my best friend just stare at me like this….i might start laughing

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Summer vacation looking good

[CFBudge @CF_Budge]

Time to show this generation what REAL gaming is

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[horse @horsetwting]

yeah this is Air Horse One

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh her earrings are fake, that happened to my friend Kelly

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin