Kelly Goldston

VP Ecommerce & Growth @SPANX | Atlantan by way of NYC and Chicago | Loves bad movies and good Champagne

[Kelly Goldston @MsKellyGoldston]

*two little kids on subway whispering & glancing at me*
me: do you have a question??
kid (blurts): WHAT IF WE WERE ALL CARS?
me: ok great q

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@nora_lovo Genius

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@gerryfsmith Oh yeah, we...avoid it too. 🧐🤫

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@johnjannuzzi Got mine!! 🎉🎉🎉

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@EMunsie This is incredible.

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@rachsyme @NewYorker Thank you SOOOO much for all the size-inclusive links!! I speak for all plus-size gals that we too want the ability to achieve ultimate DGAF eccentric glamour. (side note, I work for @ELOQUII and am fangirling that you included us!)

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@emmagf @cliffordlevy @dchangnyt Congrats Emma!!

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@emmagf @gerryfsmith We’re in the same boat! Twitter is a minefield!

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@graceatwood Yeeeeeeeikes!

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@ShawnaOhm Oh my GOD yes. It is truly abysmal.

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@taffyakner A) obsessed w Fleishman, B) also have size 11 wides, C) https://t.co/SDI5IkS0h1 ! Foot beds are 30% wider than average, calf shaft is 20”, styles are decidedly non-basic

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@lauren____keene @tanfrance SAME, this review really got me!!

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@nora_lovo @ArielDumas v relevant to my current life challenges

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@eiffeltyler @NYCTSubway @NYGovCuomo so good, so normal....attn @emmagf 👀

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@EMunsie It’s soooo good!!!

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Aperol schmaperol, let’s talk about a sweet icy lil drink with REAL PANACHE called the Hugo. PROSECCO. MINT. ST GERMAIN. NEED I SAY MORE https://t.co/2UBX2sIdva

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Just offered an @eloquii coworker a grocery store choc chip cookie and she said "no thanks but do you want a @johnjannuzzi cookie, he only sells 10 batches a week" and I ate it and it was a revelation so anyway THANK YOU @johnjannuzzi for making my gift cookie look like garbage

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@rachsyme @KatyKelleher oh YES best answer

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@emmpeccable I had a heart attack when I realized I signed up for Twitter when I was 24 years old. NOT A GOOD AGE FOR JUDGMENT

[Kelly Goldston @MsKellyGoldston]

Considering starting to tweet again, but a) it’s a statistical near-certainty that SOMETHING I say will age poorly and prevent a 2040 prez run and also b) wld have to update my 4 yr old profile pic, no thanks