Today my work had mock Olympic Games for the staff to participate in. I didn’t participate, and HR got mad when I called it the special Olympics.
I also decided to mess with social services who knocked on the door while I was in the bathroom. When she knocked I screamed a horror movie scream, 😱 loudly like she had stabbed me . It scared her. I screamed, she screamed, and we both peed a little. It was fun.
BREAKING: White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt will leave her role at the end of the month "so she can spend more time with her beautiful young children and family," President Trump has announced in a social media post. https://t.co/iER2mhv5rd
Me today when the whole floor is talking about our 6 pregnant coworkers and they say who’s next ? Is it you? First of all, I already have 3 kids and second of all 👇🏼