Ms. Lizard Person

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@jaronmays Please stop asking for our money

[Try Not To @ Me @UsingLyft]

Get this shit the fuck out of my country

[dasha @dash_eats]

No one cares he’s dead and we knew he was gay the whole time

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

"Monstrous social consequences" and it's just an immense leap forward in quality of life for everyone

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@arpitrage @ProfArbel Tell me more?

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@ZaidJilani The black guys in my old neighborhood must’ve missed the memo.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@gay_lumberjack @HolmesJosh What calumny against Kirk?

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Have some self-awareness for goodness' sake. You're a 42-year-old woman with scorpions tattooed on her chest taking selfies sticking her tongue out like some attention-starved tween. It's not cute. It's disgusting. Act your age.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@I4NFTS Seems like you don’t enjoy stuff without being drunk

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@I4NFTS Yeah you had a problem lol

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

One of my pet theories is that political leaders are more willing to kill their own populations in wars if they’re foreigners without real affinity to the people dying. Napoleon was Corsican who spoke French with an accent. Hitler was an Austrian who knew multiracial Vienna better than Prussian Berlin. Stalin was from Georgia, and sent millions of Russians to death.

It is not a good idea to let anyone who isn’t rooted at least 3 generations deep anywhere near political power.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@jellicle_jay Obscenity is not free speech.

[Paul Kim @writeclimbrun]

this used to be me but now there's AI and this part of my practice is completely gone. just run it through the robot.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@maybellinaa You are blessed to be friends with such a lovely person and gratitude will make you more beautiful as well.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@DrMel_ Trashy.

[Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules]

Shes literally giving american children money, directly. It really bothers me that people are trashing her when its such a kind, and America First, thing to do.

I like her. Idc.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

You boys thought dating a Latina would be all fun and games huh

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Joe Manganiello claims in his memoir, ‘Bloodlines,’ that ex-wife Sofia Vergara ridiculed him for the chihuahua he adopted in 2019 when he was considering suicide:

“I had to give my gun away because I kept thinking about it, and then the dog came. I went from being the patient to the caretaker.”

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

Is this real

[@steveburke2000.bsky.social @SteveBurke2000]

@FreyaWhitethorn @misoganddry First of all, grandparents aren't obligated to do anything. Second, you should have made these arrangements well in advance since you knew you would be giving birth. Third, if she said know don't complain on the Internet, hire a sitter.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@anod0s I tried to survive largely on Trader Joe’s frozen food for a month one time and wound up in the hospital

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

@rbertoniere @MattWalshBlog It's a Ponzi scheme

You paid into a Ponzi scheme

Sorry, that sucks but justice isn't "well, fuck the next guy in line"