Ms. Lizard Person

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@22ndCentury_Man Showing my age here, but she was largely going after Jessica Simpson’s Hardee’s commercial, I think ?

[mert @mert]

"ive been in office for 13 years and our yearly budget is 7 trillion but we can't help children unless we steal from the guy doing spaceflight"

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@UsingLyft You wouldn’t even love us if we were worms so fuck off

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@wil_da_beast630 Haha touché

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@swanghaf @celestialbe1ng Monetization

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@PatsKam He can just get good life insurance.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@aaron061116 “Dissociates”

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@DagoSupremacy The stalls at my workplace are floor-to-ceiling because we are civilized.

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@zellieimani This is the type of thing that will make young black men think twice about stabbing people in the chest and that’s really sad

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Ohhhh me so hatefurl!!!

[Seasonal Clickfarm Worker @ClickingSeason]

We have to learn to make faces like this when people say things like “black folks suffer disproportionately from carceral violence,” I guess

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I would give anything to watch a one hour talk between them

[audy ✝︎ @hoopearringss]

guy who supports aborting regular healthy children but not aborting down syndrome children is the climax that all of leftist history has been building up to

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@dqveed @be_like_ice They are medically saggy

[𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 @goblinodds]

why is it that im so terribly neurotic and risk-averse in my day-to-day life but feel viscerally threatened and repulsed by safetyism in literally every other context

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

It's worth noting that we ban consensual acts - selling cocaine - all the time, because they have associated negative externalities.

I see no reason at all we could not do the same with - for example - urinating or defecating into a pregnant woman's mouth during her baby shower and filming it. Spreads disease, likely causes contempt for women, etc.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@Howlingmutant0 Counterpoint: There are a lot of unqualified people on boards.

[Ms. Lizard Person @MsLizardPerson]

@Eli_Albrecht You stole from your client?