🇵🇸 Doug Dimmadome 🇵🇸

Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. 2 time All-Ireland spelling bee champ & kissing enthusiast. Curator of the museum of love & tolerance. Pigs = friends not food

[🇵🇸 Doug Dimmadome 🇵🇸 @MsMeganOh]

Timothée Timotee, owner of the Timmsdale Timmatome

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

Katya ❤️

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Let’s be artifacts with mama

[🇵🇸 Doug Dimmadome 🇵🇸 @MsMeganOh]

This fundamentally changed my perspective on dying and I think about this piece of writing at least once per week. This is a beautiful thing, well made, with care.

[Oba Para @Only1Para]

This is how you talk to people when you’ve spent 20 years working in hospice care.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[🇵🇸 Doug Dimmadome 🇵🇸 @MsMeganOh]

My two personalities represented perfectly in one tweet

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I just let a kid pay for her ice cream by doing a backflip. I am the worst businessman alive.

[Y @tinscognito__]

Incredible. If an English broadcasting company did this Starmer would launch a missile

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Incredible that this wholesome poem by an Irish monk about him & his cat, Pangur Bán, is from the 9th century

[Theo Kahler @tckahler]

Runner’s World asked Zohran Mamdani some questions about his experience running the NYC Marathon.

Was not expecting him to say he ripped a cigarette mid-race.

[🇵🇸 Doug Dimmadome 🇵🇸 @MsMeganOh]

@Drag_Crave @pattiegonia @NYCMayor mamdani save her! @patagonia if this lawsuit keeps up you're never getting another dime from me you CLOWNS

[Медв'янка || comissions opened! @medvyanka]

забула зняти окуляри на КТ в стоматолога і отримала такий єбєйший дріп 💀💀

[mensch @signoremosca]

Started drunk smoking again and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around your lungs a lot of people don’t know this

[🇵🇸 Doug Dimmadome 🇵🇸 @MsMeganOh]

Seeing a man I dated and introduced to my taste & style use that to woo his current gf is one of the weirdest female experiences. Take of my flesh suit you pervert

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

i love when i make a girl laugh with a joke i stole from my ex girlfriend it feels like pulling off a bank heist

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0

[🇵🇸 Doug Dimmadome 🇵🇸 @MsMeganOh]

@OttoMatik22 Did I write this

[Bigjhay! @0xpapijhaytu]

The secret of iPhone face unlock!

Watch this till the end 😳

[goobi @goobi825276]

oh thats good I'm in the black charred zone . brilliant

[🇵🇸 Doug Dimmadome 🇵🇸 @MsMeganOh]

There is not a single time I watch any episode of this series and don't think "this is a masterpiece. This is a completely perfect thing."

[ana @shivlestat]

“what if all this becomes a ghost story you’ll tell your wains one day? a ghost story they’ll hardly believe.”

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how fun it is to become your own person. One day you randomly start liking jazz, olive green, expensive dark chocolate, documentaries about volcanoes, weird lamps, sparkling water, books about loneliness in Tokyo, silver jewelry and quiet cafés. Your personality keeps unfolding forever if you let it.

[Nialler9 | Niall Byrne @Nialler9]

"That c**t Bertie Ahern recently decided to be racist on camera, he revealed his true colours. F**k Reform, F**k Nigel Farage. "

Every word of CMAT's acceptance speech at the Ivor Novello Awards last night
https://t.co/SirXbXeG6U