Sarah Salmon

Sarah Newell is a Comedian/Actress advocate for the fed up woman. Bringing laughter to one room at a time.

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@mcuban We spend more on healthcare than any other developed nation, yet our life expectancy is lower than many of them. At what point will people matter more than profits. Peterson-KFF Health System Tracker https://t.co/ryqetAg6Rw

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@Todd_Spence Feels like he was sending a message to SNL.

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@mamboitaliano__ Fewer than .001% of Americans drive a Ferrari. 16% of Americans wear socks with sandals. Someone with $640,000 will want it despite the hate 🤷‍♀️

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@OfficialSampson @_MarcusAndre_ 🤣

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@katieporterca I keep hoping to see you use your white board in one of these.

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@FoxNews Never waste an opportunity to insult people and be divisive, even on Memorial Day.

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@OfficialSampson @_MarcusAndre_ We were in DC last month 3 days. Sent us a toll road bill and a camera light ticket. 😮‍💨

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@OfficialSampson @_MarcusAndre_ I don't know. DC is fun if you know the after hour spots othwise it can be pretentious and expensive driving around looking for a spot. Can't make it two blocks without a camera light ticket.

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Why lift the cyanide ban??? This received little news coverage.
https://t.co/x9HZ4d5Ql2

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@JayRockerz @FoodNetwork @DIRECTV @chefsymon @choibites I had set to record. I am missing this episode. It is diving me crazy!!!

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@veganfitnessric This

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@Chaoswak @mcuban You must have employer sponsored PPO

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Need an edit button. *Reports, police, and people in formals

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Leaving our show in DC. People in reporters, police, and people in formals everywhere after shooting.

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@BAlbert1109 @FmrRepMTG I’m still not sold. It’s interesting, especially Tucker, but they usually circle back. Just look at Rogan.

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@LearnToToad This story was from 2025. https://t.co/oaWtdzQhDI

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@BostonDotCom Definitely the last off-leash day for that dog

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@worldranking_ Love this story. Thank you for sharing. https://t.co/OlGFJnJYQb

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@Rainmaker1973 Good for them for thinking outside the box, but damn those wheels are huge!!! That turtle can barely reach the ground. https://t.co/yEejUwR7cw

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@LawfulRiches @miles_commodore Great picks, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World are definitely on my list too.