MsWadzy the Elder Wadz

Just tryna to me best at a few different things

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

Australian witchcraft aesthetic. You’re carefully converting spells into metric. You finish and then realising you’ve accidentally used American tablespoons.

Instead of summoning the Genie from Down Under with endless opals, you get a redneck covered in crude oil.

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

@unprevailing real “dad bought a sports car forgetting to check if the baby seat would fit instead of replacing the SUV”

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got.

My column: https://t.co/dBIhT9eZLv

And some utterly damning charts.

1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

@aghvesagirk ohhh I didn’t know about the dead wife.

Maybe I can just skip the first movie or something as Keanu doing cinematic murders is like a formative bit of what is good about films to my brain.

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

@aghvesagirk the entire reason I haven’t seen the John Wick films is that someone told me about this and I went nope

[Rachael Eyrewolf 🐺 @Alrightpunk]

All this “If I was growing up now, they’d make me transition” stuff is nonsense.

Speaking as a woman who’s on the butch side: they’d bully & undermine you about how unfeminine you are, as cishets always have done & still do.

“Tomboy = trans” is a myth spouted by bigots.

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

@aghvesagirk arg. yeah :-(

the ceramics videos just seem to head me towards book nook ads which is… fine. Weird but fine

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

@aghvesagirk the insta gram reel algo speedruns me from knitting -> bland wellness -> extreme rightwing crazy

Put me off knitting a bit tbh

[John B @johnb78]

Two things which are true:
$140k is a large salary that puts you in the 90th percentile of Australian wage earners
If you earn a 90th percentile salary, don't have inherited wealth, and want to own a family house, you're going to have a worse time than median-income boomers did

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

@aghvesagirk We watched Glass Onion the other week and my brain is obsessed with so much about it

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

Hungover and my partner is REALLY into the MarioKart

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

A very important rule I’ve learned this holiday season: Do the Wordle BEFORE the Christmas cheer

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

The Polar Express is my nephews favourite movie (he likes trains).

I find it really creepy at every level (not just the cgi) so…it’s early days but at least he likes weird things?

[regan @stillreezy]

the reason no one joins a union in Australia is because their first experience with one is the SDA

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

@GailSimone Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri (with no regrets)

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

No more modern nonsense, return to tradition

[MsWadzy the Elder Wadz @MsWadzy]

Vacuum cleaner repair youtube is the best part of youtube repair.

So relaxing compared to computer, car and audio DIY repair stuff.