Adrienne Ann

I have no idea what I'm doing, and you can't stop me. 🙃

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

Him: You’re a really dramatic woman, you know that?

Me: Mmhm 🤷‍♀️

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

If I’m not even allowed to express myself about life or death situations adjacent to me, when the fuxk do I get to matter?

[Wichita Police @WichitaPolice]

The Wichita Police Department is currently responding to a shots-fired call near the 2100 block of North Kneeneland. From Rock Road to Webb Road, 21st Street is currently closed. Please avoid the area. At this time, Bradley Fair is under a shelter-in-place order.

This information is subject to change.

Further updates will be provided on X @wichitapolice as they become available.

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

“I think it’s stupid on stilts.” is my new favorite shame phrase.

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

If you have to raise your voice to get respect, you don’t actually have any.

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

Laying in bed together, laugh reacting to things we’re sending to each other that neither of us are actually laughing at. 😂🥰

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

@errr_cuhhh After my mom died, and they were both gone, I was overwhelmed with how much life was happening when my world was in shambles. It’s hard to prioritize things when you’re missing something so important.
It takes a while, but that fades to something more manageable later.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

I mean it’s not rocket science, @NASA

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

We got each other the same thing for our birthdays! Eight days apart and somehow perfectly coordinated. If only we communicated that well the rest of the year.
Most couples exchange gifts for their birthdays.
We exchange breakups.
It’s more personal.
😌

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

Un-fuxking-acceptable

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

@elonmusk Do you ever shut the fuxk up? Christ.

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

Apple Maps Suggestions (Aggressions):
“You are usually on the way to your ex’s place right about now. This is where it is in case you forgot 😌”

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

For today’s sustenance I have had;
2.5 bottles of wine
and half of one potato.
It’s called balance, look it up! 😅

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

I’m not the saddest girl in the world, I’m just a tribute

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

ADHD Brain:
Did I take my meds or not??

In home security cameras are a life saver here 😅

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

Butter?
I barely know her!

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

I really do be having too much to say sometimes

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

I keep tryin to spice it up, but existing is exhausting.

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

Starting to question if the “Grand Design” of creation was ever supposed to benefit us.
Maybe it’s just funny to them. That’s the vibe I’m getting lately, at least.

[Adrienne Ann @Ms_A_Hole]

Spanish is beautiful. I shouldn’t be able to be this funny while being an asshole 😂:

No necesito tu opinión gruñón