elaine !!

the wisdom i have to offer you can be found simply by listening to the trees and the wind or maybe joe rogan

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

baby swing by the crib watch me do these vape tricks

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

so far this summer i’ve been really getting into listening to Bridge Over Troubled Water and remembering that it’s all going to be ok

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

@TheMightyPting would that be the worst thing in the world?

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

for a second i thought this was carrie satc and i got so scared

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Slayyyter performs an acoustic version of “CRANK” at Grammy House New York.

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

it’s a Well Somebody Has To Do Something summer

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

frankly i need to be somewhere else

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

that’s the last time i let a situationship prevent me from entering the british film institute!!

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

like any other red-blooded patriot, i have nuanced feelings about going down on a woman

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

@EmersonsBorako1 had to look up seinfeld to understand this but now that i know his deal i gotta agree

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

i’m miss tradwife. i’m miss goodpussy.

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

everybody looks like somebody and i gotta cut it with conflation

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

@gotsthefish very common thing to happen

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

i think the one thing we can all agree about this heatwave is that it sucks!!!

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

sometimes a person who actually deserves it gets Before Sunset’d

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

why can’t i live in a song damn!

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

@kylietfemme girl trade it’s called. and it’s real

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

if the only jokes in your movie are meta-textual, you might not be funny. you might just be really annoying.

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

clockier than ever in london but that’s fine because they don’t deserve me at my most fish

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

@EmersonsBorako1 very truthful

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

for some unknown reason the ordeal of being a tranny happens to be mortifying today.

[elaine !! @Ms_Elain_eous]

bro pang of longing!