Lyndal Simpson

Screenwriter. Introvert. Loves cats🐈 , books📚,tv/film 🎬, bees🐝, birds🐦‍⬛, trees 🌳, the moon🌕and fresh bread 🥖

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

I’ve finally made the podium! I’m so excited and honoured to have won the silver prize 🥈in the thriller/horror feature category with PLAYDATE. Thanks so much @PAGEawards 😃

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

@kingkapoor72 That prick who said "He hasn't been stabbed" needs to go down. He knew he had been.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

@Rothbury01669 Same age. I reckon I first had McDonalds in my 20s and maybe even 30s!

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@raven_brah Nah. Gen X. On the days my mum didn't cook we would have a can of baked beans or something. Fish and Chips maybe every few months if that.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

@godblesstoto I can remember when Kentucky Fried Chicken (not known as KFC then) opened in the next town. We went on a family outing to drive past it! We didn't even buy any!

[Katie Kookaburra ❌❌ 🥸 @K8T1144]

Still makes me laugh that @JuliaGillard wrote a book on misogyny and feminism, while she single handedly demoted every women in Australia to a second class citizen. THIS is your legacy Julia, you should hang your head in shame.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

Anytime I go out for lunch or dinner I study the menu for about a day beforehand so I know exactly what I want to order. Then the person I'm eating with sends the waiter away three times because they "aren't ready yet". I was ready yesterday.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ This is just standard kid chaos.

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I’m 3 days post-lumbar puncture and still can’t stand up without an immediate thumping headache. Do not recommend.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

@SabirahLohn I love how gentle he is with them 🐓

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@TheConnorPils Brides & grooms (mostly brides tbh) really overestimate how eager people are to attend their wedding.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

@TwinkTheory He obviously loves his son deeply - talks about him a lot in interviews - and is making a considered decision to do what's best, both for him, and for his family.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

@staylorish The audacity.

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@newstart_2024 I see the "I don't need it, so nobody does" crowd have arrived in droves. Good for you! Other women are barely hanging in there.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

[Widmerpool Appreciation Society @AtticumFloreat]

People like Rowling who deliberately fund rape crisis centres are the real monsters.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

I love Jimmy Carr.

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

This one line from a comedian did more for emotional maturity than decades of motivational reels.

[Lyndal Simpson @Ms_L_Simpson]

@Zoya_ki_batein It's almost like there are genuine sex-based differences between males and females.

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@DiscussingFilm Looks amazing 🪄

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@CC68891975 Does anyone remember those sausage-meat-things-on-sticks in the shape of chicken legs that you would get from the butcher? I loved them as a kid.

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@BazRees @IPhillips79 I obviously need to watch it again!