Child of the 60s swept away by the groovy breeze that blew through the Church after Vatican Dos. Move along! Nothing to see here! PhD in PARODY from Jesuit U.
All of you trads freaking out about a harmless wooden statue at the Vatican: Nothing ever leads to anything else. The slippery slope is a myth. We arrived at this point in history due to events that are totally unrelated and have had no influence on any other following event.
@canonlaw Oh no, my dear, misguided Canon lawyer. We priests have enough to do without being forced to have another Mass during a week with TWO scripture readings plus the Gospel! #TheyDontPayMeEnough
Some have asked me my thoughts on the passing of Pope Emeritus BXVI. My mother always told me if you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all. #IDidLikeTheRedShoes
@dlongenecker1 No, it's called "efficiency". This priest is keeping the line moving rather than keeping people in the church longer than necessary. Folks got things to do! #ItsSundayAfterall
2/Now that @elonmusk (that despicable man) is now in charge (I can't believe I'm saying this) I think I now might have a chance to avoid the shadow banning that I'm just sure must have been preventing me from becoming the Twitter star that I'm destined to be! #WhoseStillOutThere?
1/Hello, Twitter congregation! Are any of you still out there? I think that maybe the confusion about what I REALLY believe by the previous Twitter regime was preventing people from seeing my deeply wise tweets. #Censorship