Msgr. Myopic, SJ

Child of the 60s swept away by the groovy breeze that blew through the Church after Vatican Dos. Move along! Nothing to see here! PhD in PARODY from Jesuit U.

[Msgr. Myopic, SJ @MsgrMyopic]

All of you trads freaking out about a harmless wooden statue at the Vatican: Nothing ever leads to anything else. The slippery slope is a myth. We arrived at this point in history due to events that are totally unrelated and have had no influence on any other following event.

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@father_rmv Not worried. They don't stand a chance.
#ConservativeBishopsAreWimps

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@FredSimonTLM Did he eat him?
#LooksBloated

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@EricRSammons Allow coffee drinking during Mass?
#WouldKeepPeopleAwake

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@MaddyStrong3 @Cathaholic That and crystals. #NewAgeIsTheOnlyWay

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@FredSimonTLM He's one of the good ones! Love him! #AntiRigid

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@MaddyStrong3 @Cathaholic Covid. #MaskCauseRash

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@spectator That's all well and good, but could he play the pieces of the greatest pianist of all time? #Liberace>#Mozart

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@canonlaw Oh no, my dear, misguided Canon lawyer. We priests have enough to do without being forced to have another Mass during a week with TWO scripture readings plus the Gospel! #TheyDontPayMeEnough

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@elonmusk I agree completely! #UnappreciatedFakePriest

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@TaylorRMarshall You've obviously never heard Fr. Jerry riff at the 11am service at St. Judas in San Francisco then. #GuitarHero

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@CatholicArena #PartyPooper

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@ProtecttheFaith @DrJulesGomes Good for Pope Francis! #GladHeDoesntHaveSamePolicyIfTheyAreMales

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@Where_Peter_is ABSOFREAKIN'LUTELY! #NoGuitarsOrTamborines

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@TaylorRMarshall Are you serious? Jesus was pure NICE. He would never advocate any behavior that didn't remind one of pussycats, rainbows, and unicorns. #RainbowsAreMyFavoriteObviously

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Some have asked me my thoughts on the passing of Pope Emeritus BXVI. My mother always told me if you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all. #IDidLikeTheRedShoes

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@dlongenecker1 No, it's called "efficiency". This priest is keeping the line moving rather than keeping people in the church longer than necessary. Folks got things to do! #ItsSundayAfterall

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2/Now that @elonmusk (that despicable man) is now in charge (I can't believe I'm saying this) I think I now might have a chance to avoid the shadow banning that I'm just sure must have been preventing me from becoming the Twitter star that I'm destined to be! #WhoseStillOutThere?

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1/Hello, Twitter congregation! Are any of you still out there? I think that maybe the confusion about what I REALLY believe by the previous Twitter regime was preventing people from seeing my deeply wise tweets. #Censorship

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@Cathaholic @fjarilslarv @MaddyStrong3 @Pachama63294083 @lyn_dowling Again, not enough moola offered. #IAintCheap