I’ve been watching Lewis Hamilton’s pole quaily laps and I’ve gone through 3 Black Label 500ml cans and we’re still in 2017.
Yeah no he is fucking him.
▪️ He's England's all-time top goalscorer.
▪️ He's England's all-time World Cup top goalscorer.
▪️ He's scored seven goals at the Euros for England.
▪️ He's the highest-scoring Champions League Englishman.
▪️ He's the first Englishman to score 50 Champions League goals.
▪️ He's won three Premier League Golden Boots.
▪️ He's won three Bundesliga Golden Boots.
▪️ He's scored 25+ goals in six different seasons.
▪️ He's scored 213 Premier League goals.
▪️ He's scored 72 goals this season alone.
▪️ He's won a World Cup Golden Boot.
▪️ He's won a Euros Golden Boot.
▪️ He's scored 500+ senior career goals.
▪️ He's saved England against DR Congo.
🏴 He is Harry Kane.
Big win for Bafana Bafana last night to get through to the Round of 32! ⚽️ 🇿🇦
South Africa are now the first country to hold the Rugby World Cup and the ICC World Test Championship whilst qualifying for the Round of 32 of the FIFA World Cup at the same time, as my friends at FanCode told me this morning. 🥳