mary

I'm real🙋but it doesn't matter.
This is where the Twitter algorithm takes a nap(don't wake it by paying too much attention to what you see here)

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

* been there before

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

So my follows and following numbers are at 0/0 now ...or so it appears sometimes when I look at my profile..oh well. Brent there before

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@maryhmaryh44
I am at the nexus of the universe
#0followers0following

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@santiagomayer_ @MuellerSheWrote From your mouth to God's ear 🤞

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@RealLyndaCarter Eh.

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@kimquindlen ...but seriously...what's the brother story...

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@alienreese well..add rum to the butter and heat it up ...

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

Looking for my last tweet...in case Twitter melts away... This tweet works well with a slight change of the hashtag
#twitterisover
(Also, I hope Twitter survives & all the fuss is just fuss)

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

#youtubeisoverparty
I remember my first comment on a YouTube video. It was a witty meta riff about commenting about comments.
Now I just puke out a few words & wonder why I am still flushing my thoughts into the void 12 years later.

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@Wolfiesmom 👏👏👏👏you are brilliant!

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

#VTTBOTS
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
a submarine show with an episode in the foggy moors of Scotland

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

....searching for my last tweet in case Twitter goes buh-bye..
this one is a contender

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

"Oh, I wish there were words in the world that were not the words I always hear!" ---
Donald Barthelme

[Tamron Hall @tamronhall]

Tiffany Cross…”And Still I Rise”. You know the rest @TiffanyDCross

[Garin Pirnia @gpirnia]

Joy Reid on Tiffany Cross’ bullshit firing: “She’s just not my friend. She’s my sister. Those on the far-right coming after her on social media—you don’t understand how sisters move. Watch this space.” #TheReidOut

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

have been thinking about what would I want my last tweet to be if Twitter fades away.....this one is in contention...

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

#Svengoolie
Joan Crawford's necklace says goodnight!

[Ghosts @GhostsCBS]

No I’m not emotional, I don’t know what you’re talking about 😭😭 #GhostsCBS

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@GhostsCBS
Oh crap...this is gonna make me cry

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@ericareport All y'all saying President Obama!🤣😂😐
Love him! But he would be too chatty!!

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

Ok this will sound weird because they are not similar people but either .@AOC (she prolly would have a good music shuffle & would share driving duties) or .@lisamurkowski (she seems like she could change a tire if needed & would be hip to eating at the off road mom & pop diners)

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@SperryComedy Throw in a "due diligence" and "in good faith" and send them a dunning notice in writing

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

⛅🌤️☀️

[mary @MtheCubicleRat]

@AshaRangappa_ @MuellerSheWrote That's the first thing I thought of too( for y'all not me...I'm not a blue check)