notMountainViewCOPD

This is in no way related to Mountain View, Colorado Police Department. This is parody.of a PD that only issues traffic tickets to prop up its town budget.

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@comcastcares another outage in west Denver suburbs. I want a credit on my account.

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@realDonaldTrump hey fucking moron!! Way to harm our nation with you stupidity. Dumb.

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Chipotle Queso: 2 parts Tostitos queso, 1 part saw dust (for that WTF is this? texture)

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

hayduke lives #Phoenixprotest

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

Am I the only one that wants the Fed to raise rates high and fast just so I don't have to listen to American Financing radio ads?

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

Saw sign for CPFAN: City Park Friends and Neighbors. Worst acronym! Sounds like could be Child Pornography Fan.

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@NBCThisisUs in my book Miguel is still the Playa from the Joe Schmo Show. "What's... going... on!"

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

Everyone's thoughts on @realDonaldTrump wiretap claims

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@realDonaldTrump is worse than my 90 yo grandma, believing every forwarded email he gets. He needs Snopes before he kills us all.

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@realDonaldTrump This is not about religion" says the guy who asked Giuliani to come up with a legal Muslim ban. #LiarinChief

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@realDonaldTrump "It's not a Muslim ban" from the guy who asked Giuliani to come up with a legal Muslim ban. You are certifiably INSANE.

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@realDonaldTrump Most unpopular person to be taking the presidential oath of office in modern times. You're a big fan of being a loser.

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@realDonaldTrump @drgoodspine @ivanka 34.3K Tweets. Still doesn't know how to post on Twitter correctly. Gets the nuke launch codes in less than 4 days.

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@realDonaldTrump I thought "you alone" could make America great again. Now you want an icon with better values, morals, intelligence to help you?

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@realDonaldTrump I expect a shit show. So you must be saying I'm going to get an even bigger shit show? I'm a big fan of shit shows but not golden showers.

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@tacobell I know it's been like 8 years, but I think it's time to bring back the Baja Gordita. Baja sauce was the best thing ever.

[Fred B. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @ebayjick]

@bergopolis All the same type of papers. Fill.

[notMountainViewCOPD @MtnView_CO_PD]

@SenSchumer @SenSanders @SenBennetCO ACA It's about American Dream for everyone versus for only corporations https://t.co/L7ZNJQhKwb