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[Mtoshh @Mtoshthe1]

Tushaamkia shughuli.
@Georex_Trading in with the shovels.

For hire/enquiries 0716695750

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

"leta mia mbili ya bibi zingine weka kwa paybill ya Sifuna"

[POKOT ICON @CFC_Haron]

Sifuna kichwa.

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Dead on arrival!

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Wait weren't people here arrested for posting a Ai photo of someone in a coffin?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Mtoshh @Mtoshthe1]

. @KenyaPower_Care hii mzaha ya stima kupotea msilete august 11th 2027.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Oya chief, mambo ya kuenda station uwache...wewe sasa ni Presidential candidate. Wakikutaka wakuje kwako home ama kwa hoteli.

[Mtoshh @Mtoshthe1]

@yazzbit @WothayaWachira Jamaa umesema nduano lazima inase

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Jomba nimekuja hapa tena kukukumbusha tu yanii🤌🏾

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Real Madrid officials are denying it, but we have on good authority that Aurelien Tchouameni’s reps flew to Manchester yesterday for talks with Manchester United officials.

The player is very open to a move to United.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Kenya raises its flag at half mast after Sifuna looses bookten’s respect 💀

[Mtoshh @Mtoshthe1]

'Mwenyewe hawezichukua 250? Si haka ni kadudu?'

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Daihastu Terios
2004 model
650CC Turbo Charged
Automatic transmission
Asking Price 550,000
Slightly Negotiable
📞 - 0799538049

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Bado mnashare ma mbana ama ni za wahesh tu?

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

they disallowed this goal because it was too humiliating for Argentina

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Fuck you IEBC. Mnasema hivi after we have been complaining the whole day? We are in IT as well. IEBC needs to give us a detailed report immediately.

Database rules are universal. The ACID principles are very clear (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability.) You don’t just “upgrade” systems handling voter data without proper planning, rollback strategies, and communication. Which specific part of the system is getting this upgrade? The database? The application layer? Search service? Frontend? Be specific.

Error messages should be concise and informative. The system should speak for itself. Kenyans are not Ugandans tbh we build platforms all the times. We need the exact HTTP error code , 503 Service Unavailable (server down for maintenance or overload), 500 Internal Server Error, 502 Bad Gateway, or 504 Gateway Timeout, not a vague “search results not found” page that misleads users and hides the real issue.

This is basic web standards and good engineering practice. With a by-election in less than 10 days, your lack of prior notice, poor error handling, and after-the-fact explanation is unacceptable. Give Kenyans a proper maintenance window notice next time, clear timelines, and a post-upgrade report on what was changed and how data integrity was maintained.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

There were no Subarus available to pick him like Albert Ojwang?

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

It is very important that Ruto is jailed.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

After SACCOs, Banks And M-Pesa Are Next As Kenyans Become Guarantors For A Debt Crisis They Never Ate

Kenyans must stop asking why Kenya has not defaulted and start asking who is being prepared to carry the default when the music finally stops.

Ghana was here.

Sri Lanka was here.

Zambia was here.

Argentina was here.

Lebanon was here.

The script is always the same, because a broke government borrows until lenders get tired, taxes until citizens are dry, leans on banks until credit disappears, pushes pain into pensions and domestic savings, then tells the public that sacrifice is needed to save the country.

That is why the SACCO story should scare Kenyans more than they currently seem scared, because SACCO savings are not government money, they are the private sweat of teachers, police officers, nurses, farmers, matatu people, boda riders, mama mbogas, small traders and workers who ran there after banks abandoned them.

In every default story, the government does not stand alone at the edge of the cliff, because it drags citizens there as guarantors through inflation, taxes, currency pain, bank losses, pension restructuring, frozen credit and forced patriotic nonsense dressed up as national recovery.

Banks already formed a comfortable debt circle with government, where lending to Treasury became safer and sweeter than lending to SMEs, which slowly choked biashara, starved the real economy and turned ordinary Kenyans into beggars inside their own banking system.

Now the same government that fed banks with public debt is walking into SACCOs, looking at the last pool of money ordinary Kenyans still controlled after taxes, deductions, mobile money charges, fuel prices, school fees and rent had already eaten their pockets.

The anus cannot be stitched to stop diarrhoea.

A debt crisis cannot be solved by raiding SACCOs, squeezing banks, eyeing M-Pesa, selling public assets and pretending that every desperate grab is an infrastructure plan.

Ghana called it domestic debt exchange.

Sri Lanka called it restructuring.

Argentina called it emergency controls.

Lebanon left people staring at bank balances they could not freely touch.

Kenya will give it a cleaner name, maybe national development, domestic resource mobilisation, infrastructure financing or patriotic investment, but the meaning will be the same.

The citizens are being prepared as guarantors for debts they never ate.

Kenyans are not angry enough, because if they understood where this road ends, they would know SACCOs are not the final target, they are the warning shot before banks, M-Pesa and every private pool of money still breathing outside Treasury’s hands.

The money is finished.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has given Kenya more than 10 conditions before it can access the next round of loans.

Here are 10 of the main conditions explained in simple terms.

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[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Last year in May 1st i was in Prison, heavily in debt and at my lowest. This year May 1st, i was busy logging the final hours of my commercial license, Next year i might be in Monaco with a baddie. No one knows.
Thats the beauty about life, nothing is permanent apart from God.