Andrew Middleton

Geology Major at Wittenberg University.

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

@notch Hey notch about the "secret" that nobody has discovered. Is the "Minceraft" titlescreen it?

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When teachers could be repeatedly fooled into letting class out early by playing a recording of the bell tone in class #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

@_kelleycanale but gum chewing is a gateway crime to harder stuff, like littering or jaywalking!

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When Sister Barbara went over which presidential candidate you should vote for even though nobody in the class could vote #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When Dr Nic told your class about the time he taught his former students how to make alcohol out of apple cider #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When "being a creative individual" is synonymous with "I have a lot of fines" #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When your school boasts about its 98% graduation rate and then expels anyone who isn't going to graduate. #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When "fixing a leaky roof" means, "purchasing more trash cans to catch water in". #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When having only 2 students pass out in the gym due to poor air conditioning and ventilation is considered a good asembly #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When seeing Channel One news come on is the highlight of your day. #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When certain teachers ban the use of tablet computers given to honors students because they are old and hate technology #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

When you ask Mr McQuade (mens volleyball coach) a question about rules and he responds the next day with a wikipedia page #wattersonproblems

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

I have been part of that movement for the last 8 years and didnt even know it.

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

I know, but too much of a good thing can still be bad. Also even though i turned off phone notifications, this still got sent to my phone.

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

@JordanBlazak I've gotten like 4 texts from twitter with these quotes in the last hour. I think I need to turn off phone notifications..

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

Moving some stuff to my sister's appartment... This brings back memories... Horrible, sweaty, and painful memories.

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

@JordanBlazak Lol

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

Aaaaand Nancy Grace is probably livid right about now.

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

I'm sure Nancy Grace is onn the edge of her seat right now. We all know how much she just loves to say "Tot Mom".

[Andrew Middleton @Mtown]

I honestly think the Whetstone fireworks show could upstage the cityof Baltimore's fireworks show.