Magera 🇰🇪

Pan African

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

@mbiti_mwondi Jomba, vasectomy only works if you tell your wife. Otherwise, she will continue getting pregnant and delivering healthy babies, or just becoming a perennial labor room defaulter.

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@DavisThuranira Where I work, gen Z walikua wengi sana

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Somebody said “The love you receive from someone who knows how to be alone is the most sincere there is.
A solitary soul loves you by choice, not out of a need for company.” and that’s so true.

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@jammiekironji @bmautoparts @TikTokGossipKe She said brown with golden handles, she is clearly describing a casket..

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@Jamespatriott @KhaleeseeM @JILLKUI 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Rubison @rubison_]

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

[Beno SarkCess @_benopaonyx1]

Today, men decided to tweet like women
I’ve compiled most of the hilarious ones here 🤣💔

If you’re having a bad day or night, check the thread 🧵

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

That Nigerian trend is the best thing I have seen on twitter in a while.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I pay my bills. I’m an independent man.

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

Why do women think everything is about them?
Having a penis enlargement to feel good about myself not to attract women 💅😌

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

If you have re-fuck value, we’ll be hard again in less than 3 minutes. And those second and third rounds do not end in a hurry.

Just come with re-fuck value

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@amerix 33

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@pallnandi Someone asking me something thy ought not to yet thy want me to answer, like"what can i eat" or making choice for me based on her desire, like "please eat rice and beef stew"

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@Poweiofafrica @invis4yo Doing your job diligently and letting your work speak for itself is failing to understand corporate politics, you need to alight with the right people to get more than "you are so good"

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@MuluJeff @EvalyneSein @Egline_Samoei 🤣

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

I promise if you;

- Go quiet for 3 months
- Laser in on 1 BIG goal
- Self-educate, 4 hrs a day
- Apply everything you learn

Every month, take a break and reflect.

You'll go far in life.

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@Gretchen_Ndou Put the word "female" after the word "fake"

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@JaOutside @_MtuTano @mbiti_mwondi 🤣🤣

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@bometian @gidikariuki PF1 naona unaelewa high quality tea

[Magera 🇰🇪 @Mubui_]

@Tutu_lips_ @AfyaCentreCrew Must.