Muddied Waters

Singing the blues, a verse a day. Or whenever I can be arsed. Woke up this morning, started my Twitter feed, no idea why, baby, I just felt the need.

[Muddied Waters @MuddiedWaters]

It seems I’ve missed a year. Probably one of the ones from the sixties.
Happy birthday to me, happ birthday and so on. #105 🎂🙈

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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday @MuddiedWaters,
Happy birthday to me. #104 🎂

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Woke up this morning,
The rain fell down,
Scratched out my morning itch,
My hand returned brown.
Oh Lord, Lordy Lord,
Help me clean my bed.

[Muddied Waters @MuddiedWaters]

Not long now, ladies and fellas. 1pc Honduran mahogany body, flamed maple, Brazilian mahogany 1pc neck, Indian rosewood board. HANDMADE. 👊 https://t.co/UwAYz4pmX5

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Muddied's getting myself a Les Paul hand made to my own damn spec. Y'all gonna be green, man. Y'all gonna be green.

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@JBONAMASSA Your one lucky white boy, having all those geetars. But you do them justice, Joe. Fret on, son, we love it.

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Lads'n'ladies, this is how to string your axe. Me, I say wind the string up the post, not down. #MuddyTip

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My ol' lady left me today,
Said she 'needed somethin' new',
On my knees asked her to stay,
Now she's gone I'm feeling blue,
My lady gone.

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Uch, for fuck's sake, Chuck Berry gone now. Pretty soon I'll be the only guitar legend left. #RIPChuckBerry

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Muddied's getting myself a Les Paul hand made to my own damn spec. Y'all gonna be green, man. Y'all gonna be green.

[Muddied Waters @MuddiedWaters]

I awoke in the street, 1/2 hot dog at my feet, When I reached down for it, Oh my pants full of shit. #shart

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The advantage of a @gibsonguitar Les Paul over a #Danelectro is that when you twat the arse the invades the stage he stays down. LP's fine.

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@JBONAMASSA Too informal, eh? Ok, I'll throw in my unbranded Japanese 70s SG with a b/o neck as a gesture of my respect, Mr Bo.

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@JBONAMASSA JoBo, I'll swap you my '59 ES225 for one of your LPs. I'm willing to make up the difference with up to $99.99. Let me know, pal.

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Say, did you know 1 of the early pioneers of the humbucker was a man by the name of Knoblaugh. I imagine his school days as being troubled.

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Hey #Gibson, don't you li~e to me, '59 neck profile claims, it's got to be, but your Studio Faded, that's just not true, the lies're on you.

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Well I'm sitting here, thinking of lines, Mind is a blank now, nothin to write, feeling like shite now, time for bed, all alone in my head.

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Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dum dum dum dum dah dah dah dum. Wee wee wah woo woo woo wee wah wimp. Wish I'd learn music. #Blues

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@TheRealBuddyGuy Man, you lookin goood, Bud. How you do that, you no kid, not no more. Not like ol Muddy, things are hard, Hard Again, man.

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Muddy's only issue with this tasty Lester is the boost switch. Put it on a Goddamn pot! Lesters have 4 pots, not 3! https://t.co/CkFMseGbyw

[Gibson @gibsonguitar]

#LesPaul Classic 2015 (Seafoam Green) 15 dB Turbo Boost, G FORCE™, 57Classic/Super57 pickups http://t.co/860rMHMWYe

[Muddied Waters @MuddiedWaters]

I says 'Ask yo momma how she doing. Ask yo sister, too. Sit and listen, son, just listen. Yo' Blues, man, sure as fuck they'll find you.