I, Sulphuric Wepukhulu has

Giving Immoral Support Since 1906. |
Retired Hex.

[COLLEGE DROPOUT @Dokuh9]

Napitia bookmarks nkapatana na hii, tumetoka mbali as a country 😂😂

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

Especially if you use borehole / salty water.. great on towels too

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Aty watu wa Coast walipewa tittle deeds bila kuonyeshwa shamba.

Wamekaribishwa town 😂😂😂.

[MaX Holding @XCouncillor]

I'm from Siaya and Oburu is my Senator.. I don't know a lot of things... What's split tongue?

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Flirting: Tokea Westie
Harassment: Njoo utawala.

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases.

Which Ebola cases? From where?

Ebola Billionaires.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

From what I have seen , Kenyans have immense respect for CJ Maraga.

[Jumuiyan @Jumuiyan]

Duale will run the ministry of health politically mpaka mshangae

[Mumbi Akinyi @Moh_Mumbi]

Ebola isolation centres=Mining Zones

Kenyans will be displaced from their homes. Watch out for the 23 locations.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Na mjue Ebola ikifika Kenya it will not leave soon, Mpaka your minerals in Kenya iishe ndio iishe. It has been in existence for a decade in Congo because minerals haiishi

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Duale is the most corrupt thing I have ever seen bro. Jamaa ako on live TV ameulizwa if the media can go see these quarantine centers and he flat out said no. Akaulizwa why not akasema 'for what purpose?'
Eiii eii eiiiiii😂💀💀

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Please if it doesn't affect the nearby communities ,please set it up in USA!

[Sultan @SiayaFinest041]

Hiyo impeachment kama Babu hawezi table hata yeye ajidishi. Sahii hatutaki watu wa small talk na kutupima na tweets kama Hamisi

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Iko siku ataelewa maana ya power belongs to people

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Pattern recognition go hard.

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

The late @kabetes warned us of the dogs that had been trained to bark by their master. The dog leash has been unleashed, and subsequently, what the late @RasnaWarah foresaw is unfolding before us.

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Hon. Njeri Maina @Hon_Njeri_Maina]

CS Aden Duale has just told parliament that the government does not need to and WILL NOT consult Kenyans on the issue of the Ebola facility being set-up in Laikipia, Kenya.

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.