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Sarcasm by nature
Manchester united die hard

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

i might say i hate school but i'm touching that PhD someday

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Data protection but yu couldn't protect your ass from being exposed on this timeline? So doleful.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

This lady on TikTok said she stopped praying from a survival place and started praying from a place of power. She said God doesn’t need you begging but he needs us believing! WHEW LORD!

[k @ysljennii]

"hey are you home?"

Me (at home) : no

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Sheldon cooper said, " I know you think you’re being generous, but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity. You haven’t given me a gift, you’ve given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go and purchase a gift of commensurate value and representing the same level of friendship as that represented by the gift you’ve given me. "

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

sometimes when you stumble through the valley of the shadow of death you temporarily find refuge in an ugly man. But you’re supposed to leave him there

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I am generally an uninterested person , I like to avoid thinggggggsss 😭

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Eric @amerix]

Food for the postpartum woman and breastfeeding mothers:

Her nutrient stores are depleted.

Her gut lining may be stressed.

Her hormones are in rapid transition.

What she needs:

• Iron from red meat and liver.

• Collagen from bone broth.

• Choline from eggs.

• Omega-3 for brain restoration.

• Magnesium for sleep and mood.

Not rice, maize, wheat and vegetables.

Not Ribena, Lucozade, Soda and Chips.

Not soup with no protein.

Feed the mother like she built something extraordinary.

Because she did.

#FoodFriday

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[Bolo @b4boloo]

What msupa wants msupa works hard and get it for herself

[baddient3ntions💜 @TLlium]

That ukwaju drink in a short brown bottle

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"You're too young to be tired"

Me

[Consulting Comedy @consultingcmdy]

“I’m really overwhelmed at work these days”

Me at work:

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize People get rewarded for being Visible, not Valuable

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 4 feelings:

1. ​showering when no one's home.

2. ​playing music and singing when no one's home.

3. ​coming home to an empty house.

4. ​cleaning when no one's home.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

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