Mueni Kitonga

Mobile saloonist

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

Guys I am a mobile saloonist. Please nawaomba mnipee sapoti yenu

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

If you are an exceptional creative, then your best bet is to work with a brand that values creatives.

NCBA recently sponsored The Gods Must Be Krazy, a captivating theatrical production staged at Kenya National Theatre.

Millaz Production working with NCBA was a brilliant idea.

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@MihrThakar @carrington_fx Muhindi, you need to talk more about the rupee hitting record lows

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Kenya Shilling strengthens against the British Pound from 176 to 175.

Ebola dollars may help stabilise the currency.

Rates by @carrington_fx.

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

Hey @KenyaPower tunakaa kwa ngiza hadi lini surely?hizi ni very dangerous ,please do something .location tigoni ward in limuru subcounty

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

You can reduce your fuel cost by 10% by fueling up with your NCBA Visa Card.

Enjoy 10% cashback on fuel transactions of KES 3,000 and above, up to KES 3,000 monthly.

Pesa mfukoni. Tesa jioni.

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Now that KRA (aka the Regime's money printer) is getting Ls both in parliament, on the STREETS and in the courts, they are resorting to stealing from helpless taxpayers:

1. Strange balances appearing in iTax even after you paid everything you declared.

2. Disallowing you to file returns and then imposing penalties.

3. Disallowing legitimate expenses through the system.

4. Making suppliers withholding 2% of sales and then creating MASSIVE VAT credits for low margin businesses. Note that the courts chucked out 1% minimum tax - now, this is 2%!

5. Disallowing casual wages retrospectively through selective verification exercises of previous returns.

6. The so-called automation of VAT means that ghost credit notes from suppliers are appearing in your returns, massively inflating your VAT liability, even as legitimate invoices are rejected, despite everything being input right.

7. Making the tax declaration system for businesses extremely complex and time consuming, forcing taxpayers on a wild goose chase.

Where is KAM? Where is KEPSA? Where are business owner and taxpayer associations?

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@John63681549 @King_tackles_1 Wdm😂😂

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@_MtuTano @byYator @I_AM_VIVIDE Why are you explaining yourself to strangers?

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Me I only know one Sonko.

If you specify "Sonko ya Senegal", then I will understand who you are talking about.

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

NCBA becoming a Mama Mboga bank while hosting upper middle class golf getaways is the kind of energy we need in 2026.

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@osumo_brad Wah

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

If you don't have at least Kshs. 10 Million invested by age 40 you may end up working until death, unless a miracle happens.

Even if you try to invest large sums of money in your 40s to make up for the last 15 years, you will find that...🧵

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@MihrThakar Reke theke tondu ma😂😂

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@MihrThakar @carrington_fx Nothing but manupulation

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Kenya Shilling strengthens further to 129.7.

Rates by @carrington_fx.

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@MihrThakar Kikuyu exellence in action

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

So a bank has the largest fixed income fund in Kenya.

NCBA saw a future where customers want more investment products, in addition to fixed deposits, and started building the infrastructure early.

First mover advantage in the banking sector. Deposit mobilisation.

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@TeacherInocent Fb

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@ArnoldAlton5 Ma area tu

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

I'm back like i never left,😍🤗

[Mueni Kitonga @MueniKitonga]

@scarface_254 Fb