Himself

[Gülşen @Gulsen0G]

Şarap fabrikasının emektar çeşnicisi ölür. Yenisi için ilan verirler.
Derken perişan kılıklı belli ki ayyaş birisi başvurur. Fabrika müdürü biraz da bu ayyaşı başından savmak düşüncesi ile test için ona bir kadeh şarap verir.
Adam şarabı içer ve:
"Kırmızı bir Muscatel, 3 yıllık. Kuzey yamaçta yetişmiş, çelik varillerde yıllanmış." cevabını verir.
Müdür şaşkınlıkla "Doğru." der.
Bir başka şarabı tattırır.
"Kırmızı Cabernet, 8 yıllık. Güneybatı yamaç mahsulü ve meşe fıçılarda yıllanmış."
Doğru cevabı üzerine iyice şaşıran müdür, sekreterinin yanına gider ve ona bir bardak suya biraz idrarından karıştırarak getirmesini söyler ve adama bunu beyaz şarap niyetine içirir.
Adamın yanıtı:
"Sarışın, 26 yaşında, 3 aylık hamile. Eğer beni işe almazsan babasını da söylerim!" 😂😂

[Himself @Mugeshah]

Eish

[Himself @Mugeshah]

@JobFound5 Interested

[Expat_Kate_Travelegy @Hike_with_Kate]

I am still waiting on an opportunity to do a culinary cultural exchange cooking episode with @ombachi13 !

I’m confident that Kenya 🇰🇪 and Seychelles 🇸🇨 can work together to make this happen soon ❤️

I’m available anytime.

RT: I need a yes!

[Blackboy @blackboyrizzy]

The person who locked the door betrayed the entire group

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

Life doesn't accommodate your desires, life accommodates your efforts in the right direction.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Ibrahim Traore refused to shake hands with William Ruto in Ghana

He then picked a microphone to address William Ruto without beating corners.

It was messy. Inject it in my veins 🎤

#RutoMustGo

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

When he moved back and smoked the cigarette like a G I thought he was about to lecture Ruto. Kumbe he is a man of few words.

[Himself @Mugeshah]

@manishkhosiya Send

[Himself @Mugeshah]

@jakesgyal @MrRightke Correct question

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

K.O....he was so patient.... some people are killers don't push people too far this December

[Himself @Mugeshah]

@Mind_Essentials 6

[Mutinda @brianmutinda_]

Genuine friendships are formed in bars😂

[Himself @Mugeshah]

@niqmari Big up on this suggestion

[Ghafla Kenya @GhaflaKenya]

How Kenyans would react if Raila was arrested 😄

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

GADDAFI: "The terrorists who hit New York were not Afghani. They did not use airplanes or take off from Iraq or Afghanistan. They flew from JFK airport, here. The whole action was done in America. They were trained in America..."

Larry King: "We'll be right back."

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

I think it's high time Ruto withdraws the KDF from Somalia. We have no business being in that country to be honest.

[Janet Machuka @janetmachuka_]

Top 10 documentaries you MUST WATCH

1. Enslaved: The Lost History of the Transatlantic Slave Trade

~ Features 400 years of human trafficking from Africa to the New World. Over 12 million Africans - men, women and children - were kidnapped and sold into slavery. At least 10% - 2 million people! - died en route. It’s a story of brutality and inhumanity. It’s also a story of resistance, accomplishment and hope.