Muggle Hustle

I'm 26. I'm reading the Harry Potter series for the first time. This is where I write my thoughts and reactions.
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@bmistym HBD MISTY. Hope it's dope as fuck.

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My Tinder's blowing up with 'puff chicks.

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Sure Hermione read all her school textbooks, but you can't tell me homegirl wasn't also reading Jane Austen and Charlotte Brontë on the sly.

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New owl who dis?

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5 points to Gryffindor https://t.co/DUiBVNxtTK

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Your wedding hashtag is stupid.

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I get sorted into whatever house Chris Pratt is in.

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T-Rex is Slytherin. He's a dick to everyone to compensate for his tiny arms.

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Stegosaurus is the original Hufflepuff.

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It's really bumming me out that most of you weren't even born when the first Jurassic Park came out.

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Getting sick of all these Hogwarts Alumni owls asking for donations tbh. I'm not made of galleons.

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If you pretend she's saying "half-blood" instead of "bad blood" the song is better.

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Think of all the mischief you could manage on a three day weekend at Hogwarts.

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Your parents are totally going to embarrass you at graduation. Like, "Ron Weasley in a dress" embarrass you.

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IT'S FRIDAY, Y'ALL. Remember, it's not technically a walk of shame if you have an invisibility cloak.

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Walk into Chipotle like https://t.co/W1WMbPcHRK

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My generation had to go through Justin Timberlake leaving NSYNC so I don't feel sorry for you.

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But I got a blank space, baby. And I'll write "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED."

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THE HUNGER GAMES - CHAPTER 11

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I am still a person.