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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Bleach it out

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Every baaju waali Aunty ever #GameofThrones #GameofThronesSeason8

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#InThe80sWe watched E.T. go home

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#InThe80sWe didn't take our phones to concerts

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#InThe80sWe went to the arcades to blast through top scores...

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If ur surprised by Muslims bullying a 16-year-old actress, well, their 'prophet' molested a 9-year-old girl. #DNA #Zaira #Dangal

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Song at Trump's inauguration:
'Wee shall overcome'
#GoldenShowers

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@calamur @guardian
Incorrect. If you work out a lot, your body needs more. Protein intake, like other foods, shld be relative. My pers exp.

[CNN @CNN]

A man received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years https://t.co/eKLqjrAude

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@SwarajyaMag @TheJaggi
What are these 'reforms'?
And since when is shafting ppl for the benefit of every pol party deemed 'governance'?

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Hey @qz, do your authors step out of Twitter? Or 30kms from any Indian city? Meh, guess not. Good thing 99% of Indians can't access ur BS.

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@PawanDurani @narendramodi
Wait till ppl start burning banks. Then it'll be they who will have a message for the PM.

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@mediacrooks @kvikdev @BJP4India
The word is 'Fiberals'

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@tanvi_madan
None have actually won a war.

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Apollo. Circus.
#Jayalalithaa

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@calamur @YouTube
I raise you one...
https://t.co/F1puNRU3FX

and one more...
https://t.co/XL8cpvRCoy

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Vir Sanghvi interviewing Chidambaram on finance reform is like Charles Manson interviewing Adolf Hitler on world peace.
#Criminals

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@ArvindKejriwal
Dear, Chief Minister.
When will you stop crying and start doing stuff a Chief Minister should.
You know, like governing.

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Qatar ka PM India mein.
Aur akha India Qatar mein.

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There are two kinds of people in India:
Those who stand in line; and those who make others stand in line.