Farhan Jan

Alevels | BSCS | TURKEY

[Farhan Jan @Muhamma37126472]

@fawadchaudhry Fat man, you can not stand for yourself

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@shantanugoel What about “Hello Sar, I am from Macrosoft… sir I need money” from +91? How are going to identify pajeets?

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@TheOffroader1 Astagfirullah.
What even is this?

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کیا ہم عید کے بعد مل کر اس Johar chowrangiفلائی اوور کے نیچے والی جگہ کو ایک خوبصورت فوڈ اسٹریٹ اور کیفے ایریا میں تبدیل نہیں کر سکتے؟

Idher log bhuat gandagi kerrahy ha bathroom banadia ha.

@murtazawahab1 Bhai please respond
#PPP #KMC
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@ZulfiqarAhmed69 Why IGCSE when she resides in UK?
Shouldn’t it be GCSE?

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@TAKM__ @ibabaralikhan Shameful!
@MashwaniAzhar

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So GOAT product to clean your teeth.
Randomly bought it from nearest general store and used it once in 2-3 days (with normal tooth paste in those days).
Literally, clean the shit out of teeth, and make them super WHITE!

Do try it!

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@zainab_dua_ @yozernabchill Yes, yeh keringy larka wale ghar ake whe they will see ur face.
🤣🤣
Amma abba phone ka wait kerty rethy ha “patani kyu phone nai araha larka walo ka”

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@SaraKhlili @zainab_dua_ Lookwise ap 40+ lagrai ha

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@zainab_dua_ @yozernabchill Not even a bald will say OK to you the face you have in your DP.

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@zoemalyks_chai Still wont buy your consultation

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@chatif432 @OjasSharma276 Hey, can we connect on LinkedIn?
I sent you request there.
I need to ask few questions

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@AneezaBilal @aliktareen No becomes a yes when you have billion rupees.
Gold diggers AKA Ran..

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@MohsinnaqviC42 Just for the information, 350 million is approximately 3% of the total money the government paid(Mohsqi to buy a brand new jet for Maryam Nawaz. Thank you for the attention to this matter.

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@maheenghani_ SHUT UP!
Shut up!

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@najam_ali Chacha get your Finqalab customer service work!

Pathetic 0/10!

Reply to emails after 5 days.

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@ZubairKhanPK Biggest blunder of Khansaab?
Not been able to completely close bisp and changing it to Ehsaas instead he renamed just on papers.

Proper legislation to remove every single office, cards were needed, which he failed

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Feed people because it’s right — not because your brand needs saving.

Also, that LinkedIn… reads like a billionaire CEO, not a food business struggling with basic quality.

Focus on the biryani first. Everything else comes later.

Bro needs to grow up!

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Unpopular opinion:

Brands like Jaani Biryani are playing the sympathy card hard.

Charity drives. 1 lakh iftar boxes. Emotional storytelling.

But what about the ONE thing a restaurant is actually supposed to deliver — taste & service?

You don’t fix a weak product with PR.