Mike

No aspirations to quit the game. Top 1.5%

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

"Hey big homie, lemme suck your dick" ~@bigkason92

"I'm not gay!"~ stranger on the street corner

"Aww damn. Sorry, bro. You were looking so sexy in that Eagles jersey"
~ @bigkason92, struggling in the streets

[The World Is Yours 🌎 @BigKason92]

Niggas be like “I’m not gay” and then go put on a Eagles Jersey 🤣😭

[Much Ado about Abby Normal🧠🤯 @muchado33]

Just a little reminder. Just because something isn't for you doesn't mean it doesn't change the world for someone else.

[Grace Hall @Randaroo1212]

It’s almost the time of year when Christian conservatives celebrate the birth of a baby they would have deported.

[Tom Powell Jr @RealTomPowellJr]

Florida Governor Elect Denies GOP Blamed Biden for Gas Prices, Then His Own Ad Plays

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

This you, Cuck?

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

Silly

[BronMuse @BronMuse]

VJ EDGECOMBE WITH THE INSANE SPIN MOVE WTFFF 😭🔥🔥🔥

(🎥 - @FunKneeBone)

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

At this point, why is she being interviewed about anything? And why is Derbyshire embarrassing herself like this?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Victoria Derbyshire tries not to laugh

As Katie Zacharia - the lady who survived just four days as the White House Press Secretary - has a meltdown on Newsnight, repeatedly talking over VD

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

This video just kind of scratches the surface. When he was healthy, his game was fascinating

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

There’s actually nothing anyone can say or do to change my mind that this version of @JoelEmbiid is the greatest scoring big man to ever play the game of basketball…

Big men aren’t supposed to move & score like this. I’ll never forget what I saw. The 🐐.

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

Doesn't even look real

[EM @EXECUTIVEXMEDIA]

Streamer killed while dining and dashing for views

[Z.J. @ZJBeatdown]

The most obvious ineligible man down field but when you’re Josh Allen, the league doesn’t care

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

Surprise surprise surprise

[Jerry Robinson (FollowtheMoney.com) @FTMDaily]

Hey @Grok, concise, no spin.

On Election Day, Trump announced the U.S. would END military aid to Israel.

Now, the U.S. and Israel are reportedly discussing BILLIONS in additional military aid through 2033.

Start with TRUE or FALSE.

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

Love it

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

It’s so funny to watch old friends go at it! 😂🤣 This made my Day! 🤣

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

Weeks before the midterms, Trump was telling everyone the prices would drop after the elections duh

[Gentry Gevers @gentrywgevers]

Oil crashed the day after Democrats took Congress. Then Van Jones went on CNN and admitted the quiet part out loud.

The day after the election, Brent crude fell 8.7% in a single day. WTI fell 13% on the week. Worst week for oil since COVID. Nothing about the war changed overnight. Only the election ended.

And it is still falling this morning. WTI is down near $87 a barrel. Tankers are still getting hit near the Strait of Hormuz. But the fear is gone, right on schedule.

The official story is that traders think a Democrat Congress will force Trump to end the Iran war. Maybe. Hold that thought.

Because then Van Jones went on CNN and bragged about how they did it. His exact words: 'The Republicans never figured out what we were doing.'

Jones said Democrats ran something called the American Accountability Network. Tens of thousands of real people. Not bots. Coordinated to post the same message, everywhere, every day.

And the message never changed. Everything is unaffordable. Gas costs too much. And it is all the Republicans' fault. Jones said they tied kitchen table pain to Democrats on a positive and Republicans on a negative.

The scale he claimed: 32.5 million hits a day on Instagram. 88.8 million on X. 185 million on Facebook. That is not a campaign. That is a flood. And it was aimed at your gas tank.

This was not some random group either. The network's own partner list includes the DNC, the DCCC, the DSCC, MoveOn, the AFL-CIO and the SEIU. The whole machine, working one message.

So here is the question people are asking now. If the crisis was real, why did oil fall off a cliff the morning after the votes were counted? Inventories actually went down that week. Less oil sitting around usually means higher prices. Prices crashed anyway.

They did not win on policy. They won on volume. They manufactured a crisis, pointed it at your gas tank, and flooded every feed in America until it worked. And Jones said the network is not going away.

What were you paying for gas on Election Day?

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

@RightWingWatch So, if our country did the right thing by attacking Iran, Republicans should be fine with "suffering" when it's election time. IF he's sincere about accepting widespread suffering

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

You forgot to mention that we also pay for Congress's staff. You don't even want to look at THOSE numbers

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

**Salary of retired US Presidents:**
$450,000 FOR LIFE

**Salary of House/Senate members:**
$174,000 FOR LIFE

**Salary of Speaker of the House:**
$223,500 FOR LIFE

**Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders:**
$194,400 FOR LIFE

**Average salary of a soldier:**
$38,000

**Average income for Seniors on Social Security:**
$12,000

I think we found where the cuts should be made!

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

Aww damn

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Breaking news: Eagles defensive tackle Jordan Davis is being traded to the Jacksonville Jaguars for a first round draft pick next year and a 2029 second round pick. According to ESPN. 

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

But but but I was told to blame the President when gas prices are high?? I'm confused!

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Absolutely insane that Trump lost the midterms due to gas prices and they were clearly being manipulated and no one seems to care

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

@_RyanFowler_ It's man coverage. He can't attack the QB. He has to play it exactly the way he did. If the RB gets loose, the ball is lobbed right over the safety's head and the 7 yard pass is going for like 30 yards at least

[Iyaanda🫧🧃 @jake_atg]

embid used to play like this?😳

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

He lured his own 18-year-old daughter across the country with promises of a car and college money, only for her to end up hospitalized following being raped just TWO DAYS after arriving.

Makayla Rene Settles escaped her father’s home BAREFOOT, BLEEDING, and barely able to walk, carrying her cat, passport, identification, and graduation money. A forensic examination identified her father’s DNA.

Five months later, Makayla died by suicide. Her father, Stephen Vincent Chavez, was never charged with rape. Instead, he pleaded guilty to felony incest and a misdemeanor involving furnishing alcohol to a minor.

Prosecutors considered dropping the case because Makayla was NO LONGER ALIVE TO TESTIFY.

And despite prosecutors demanding THREE YEARS in state prison, Judge Dusty Kawai sentenced him to just ONE YEAR in county jail and three years of probation, citing his lack of criminal history.

Of course, this happened in COMMIE CALIFORNIA.

[Mike @Muhfuhprob]

Republican plan for the economy:

1. Only pay approx 50%-60% of the taxes owed
2. Spend so much that an enormous deficit/debt is created
3. Steal from future generations of Americans
4. Pretend it's the right way for a government to function
5. Pretend it's not a real problem

[TayMerica @ImTayMerica]

Socialists plan for the economy:

1. Steal money from people who work
2. Give it to people who don't work

And that's why I don't vote Democrat.