Muia

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[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Maybe it's just me, but I've never been bothered by people not checking up on me. I genuinely don't care. 😭😂

[Peniel. @PenielThoy]

an average human is smarter than whatsapp’s meta Ai.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Testing for HIV one day after raw sex with a prostitute is so delusional.

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Most of you get $500 dollars huko Upwork and think you have hacked the system 😂. On Upwork, you are hired because you are cheap. Real money iko corporate.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Literally 99% of cars on Kenyan roads are 2022 and below
We know what you are doing

[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

Hi @ntsa_kenya

[Sobola @kunz8504]

The idea of floating stairs is brilliant and aesthetic but my fear is, won't it be a hideout for reptiles?🤔

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

This can't be a coincidence.

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

Weee dance tu utakuwa Sawa

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Mlima votes are expensive😂😂
Olkalau looks like a supermarket. Leo ni kungara viatu mpya mpya. Millions za UDA Olkalao wameamua kumaliza

[⁴⁴¹⁶ Joy❤️‍🔥 @JoyJMurraya]

Absa telling me to call them for verification when
1. They don’t pick up
2. I’ve called them multiple times and it costs me 100ksh per minute to call them just for me to stay on hold as they do fuckwhat

THIS ENDS TODAY ABSA

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

Mahn do you know how worse you can be as a pathological liar that a newspaper has to compile your lies in bits? Ruto must go to jail!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

KTN calls it ‘Ruto’s romantic promises’ 😂😂

[Pawò @illxgally]

This is such an horrendous face card, wtf

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Andrew Kibe mocked a bro to entertain the table.

[Josh @Josh001J]

We should not let Kibe get away with that outburst btw. Sijui huwa mnauliza Simple Boy nini na hanaga shuda na msee

[Mapesa Kuria, OGW @Kushmapesa]

Uko 55, You are not a politician Lakini ukinunua ata nyama nusu lazima upige picha Hadi na muuzaji! Hahahaha hii ni ugonjwa gani ama you feel so nice being in murima region.

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

A mzee ince told me 'If you see fire in Githogoro, know time is up and someone wants that land". Githogoro is a slum sitting in the middle of posh estates.

It is a blacksheep.