Biaggio the Blushing Behemoth

34 yr old obese rhino. Be warned, some NSFW ahead, so 18 and over only, please.
PFP by @Smandraws, Banner by @RaccoonDrew

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I'm also on 🔵🌫

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@MUKIDEZA2

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@weahoggu You mean "real estate" and "geology"?

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@BriaMo777 Guns, though it was pretty funny to see on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

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@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8 Have you heard about Johnny Appleseed? A legendary figure in American folklore, a missionary who planted apple trees as he trekked across America.

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@ErrorofZ And new ones still being discovered

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@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8 No rule, but many schools serve tacos on Tuesdays, and many restaurants have discounted tacos on Tuesdays. There are also Wing Wednesdays and Fish Fridays (though that last one is taken from Catholics).

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@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8 I worked concessions in a movie theater. 1 and 3 are true. 2 isn't (real butter would spoil too quickly. It's an oil-based substitute). 4 is there, and yes, everyone knows.

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@Lissa_Mowana @vanessa_trendi Looks like some kind of conure, possibly green-cheeked

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@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8 Pumpkin is most common, followed by apple. Sometimes people eat sweet potato pie.

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@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8 It's a common choice, but every family is different.

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@Luminouslead He can't

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@funcartun If they were still being made, they wouldn't be old.

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@Steve1834196 @kanzashi_japan https://t.co/C3HxZ23LoN

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@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8 Biscuits are like crumpets, but even lighter and fluffier. They're made primarily out of flour, butter, and lots of baking powder, which makes them very light and fluffy.

The gravy is made from cream, ground sausage, and black pepper.

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@learning_yohei Marine Corps training.

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@Steve1834196 @kanzashi_japan Would you be interested in mock turtle soup?

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@leemarh7099 Wouldn't chocolate be poisonous to werewolves?

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@kanzashi_japan I know a lot of people who could mistake a bear for their spouse.

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@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8 It's actually not very good candy. It's waxy in texture, with little flavor. But it's better than nothing.

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@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8 You're going to get a lot of conflicting answers. To Americans, pizza has a loyalty similar to a home sports team.