Spencer Tanner

Exceeding low expectations since 1993. Writer // Musician // First-Name Hoarder

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#squad

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@usnikefootball @gkittle46 @49ers

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@gkittle46 is locked in. Get ready for the show 🃏😤

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@Chargers @show_case29 Super Bowl 👀

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My Twitter is now entirely populated by @RuPaulsDragRace spoilers. This is my favorite worst thing ever.

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SAD! by XXXtentacion would be #3real if I were like 11 years old.

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"Alright class, now who would like to do the next problem up on the board?"

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Learn how to walk, Boston.

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MEATHEAD using his god-given talent @mattmitrione wow killing the #legend Fedor is NoMore. #BellatorNYC

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Man, the Lumineers are so goddamn terrible.

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Big, if true.

https://t.co/m5FChbldox

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Do time-travelers get tired?

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An 11 year old heckled me while playing basketball today. I'd be mad if he wasn't making good points. #kidsaremean #eyesofachild

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Two types of people: those who put French fries on their burger and those who aren't living life to the fullest.

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They're frieeeeeeendsssss

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How can you call yourself a vegetarian if you still eat BABY spinach?!
#monsters #elderlyspinachonly

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Box out

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Oregon couldn't take yes for an answer

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#animals

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@joerogan serious question, what is your favorite kind of bone broth? Flavor, brand, etc.

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🏀🔫 #currentmood