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[Jerry Rice @JerryRice]

RPO is conservative trickery. What happen to lining up and best man will win?

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Our captain! 😤

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

European trophies in the last 30 seasons:

1 — Tottenham
0 — Arsenal

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

[Rohan Pandey @khoomeik]

let the white guy order for the table and he got 3 butter chickens, 3 garlic naans, and 3 mango lassis

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

If no Pope is decided after 4 sessions, each cardinal alternates possession from the 25 yard line. After 2 more sessions, they have to go for two-point conversions.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

This 80 year old man with cancer achieved his dream of going to space.

[ATBBTTR @ATBBTTR]

The Reds are traveling by river now?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

babysitting a bulldog and we’ve fallen into a cool dynamic. i chill on the couch and he stares at a wall and gasps like an astronaut whose helmet cracked

[pj @pjayevans]

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so the players don’t have to keep picking it up

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

you lowkey can bring a horse to water but deadass cannot make him drink

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

today my nephew asked if animals are religious. he’s in catholic school (tragically) and learning about noah’s ark. I told him all cats are muslim

[Tee @2tam2tam]

3rd grader: can you make a 3rd graders day?
Tim Walz:

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

@danghentschel lawrence want arabia!

[jeffery “JSwiz” swizzle 🎒 @captainjswiz]

Bar shed at Costco, yeah you are coming home with me. #expand

[Rei @rlevi]

this would go so hard on someone with a tooth gap

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Ok, fine. Vernors is good. You win, Michiganders.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I actually love it when a millennial sends me a gif. It’s like hearing a cow go moo in real life. I can’t help but smile when witnessing something so classic.

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Which FBS team school stadium is this (1960s)