Mumm-Ra Capital

RE and Equity/Credit Buyside bound by the 4 Ancient Spirits of Evil: BTFD, Squeeze the Shorts, Memestonks or Bust, and "It's already priced in"

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

@fullylawful The league let it happen to us!!

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Everyone laughing at the Celtics, until it's revealed next year that Jaylen Brown is under investigation by the FBI for gambling

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

LOL
LMAO EVEN

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

Julius Randle is now essentially living the first half of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She's just everywhere on that island having a good time with Aldous Snow.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Minnesota is sending Julius Randle and the No. 28 pick in the NBA Draft to the Brooklyn Nets in a three-team trade that sends Nic Claxton to the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. The Timberwolves will acquire Brooklyn’s No. 33 pick for Randle and No. 28.

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

*Puts on 'Father and Son' by Cat Stevens*

[MCU Film News @MCUFilmNews]

Zendaya teases ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’

“Bring some tissues.”

[Variety @Variety]

“Rush Hour 4” director Brett Ratner is reportedly joining Donald Trump on his visit to China in order to scout locations for the new movie in the Jackie Chan-Chris Tucker franchise.

The “Rush Hour” franchise is said to be a favorite of Trump’s, with the president reportedly personally requesting that Paramount revive the series for a fourth movie.

https://t.co/emLH5pVbmt

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

"I was saying BOO-urns" ass defense

[David Sheen @davidsheen]

Cornell student threatened to sexually assault any Jewish women he saw and "bring an assault rifle to campus and shoot all you pig jews" due to what his lawyer called a "misguided attempt to highlight Hamas' genocidal beliefs and garner support for Israel" https://t.co/AvkljXdGyC

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

Recreating Ari Gold from first principles

[Annalise Keating 🇲🇦🇧🇷 @Ariannnyy_]

Dating scene is so cooked. This girl just told me she was seeing this lawyer for four months. He was always either on the phone at dinner or would cancel the dates due to work.

When she called it out he said “okay, well, it’s either that or we can split the bill.”

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

OBLIGATORY

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

I used AI to turn the JP Morgan sex scandal into a 90s Wall Street thriller, with fruit.

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

@magills_ PEAK

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

"No no. We file it as a John Doe. Your name never gets out. You'll be fine."

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

*Burning my "Jew York Mets" custom jersey collection in protest*

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

NOT NOW PAKISTAN!!

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

Meu para você agora está inteiramente em português brasileiro.

[John Paul Jones @anglosaxoney]

@CTachio83984

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

There can be only one

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Someone just tried to explain this new trend “frame-mogging” to me…

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

@SkeleCap These guys are about to discover NIMBYism from first principles

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

Even as we post, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

[Mumm-Ra Capital @Mumm_Ra_Cap]

If only the IRGC had embraced WFH culture.