MummiesRambles

A mess loving mum, photography, gaming, books and I maybe a little warped 🤣- let's see where this adventure goes

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

Just saw a mum driving down the road in her mini van, windows down, blaring 90's hip hop, eye rolling at a loudly whining kid...

If that was you and you are reading this, come over. I have wine.

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

Day 1 of the summer holidays done 🥰😍
Id like to say it was chilled but with a 1yr old and an autistic 7yr old I don't think my days will be chilled at all!! Haha!
But was organised chaos and I didn't pull out any of my hair, bonus! 😍🥰

#summerholidays #mumofboys #devon

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

Help me win this competition from @babaandboo https://t.co/wbB3EvdlUN

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
There’s been a massive cock up and as a result, there’s a very slim chance, some of our Hawkstone CIDER bottles might, there’s no easy way of saying this, explode. If the cap has the code L3160, open it underwater, pour it away and get in touch for a refund. [email protected]
Really sorry about this but on the upside, the beer is fine and still delicious. As is the cider, in bottles that are unaffected. Which is almost all of them.

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

Breastfed babies - Feed me

Also Breastfed babies *Screams at boob*

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

So the newborn baby phase... why do I remember nothing 🤣😅
Honestly I am back to having no clue what I am doing again. When do they do the smiling xD I am currently a snack box on tap 😋
The snuggles though 😍
#breastfeeding

[Parenting Presently @presentparent_]

If you noticed everyone started tweeting about orcas a week ago but haven't had time to figure out why, you might be a mom.

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

Is it just me or does burping a baby feel like Russian roulette with vomit?
#newmum #newborn #baby

[Marissa ☀️🌻💛 @michimama75]

5 was mad because I was making her laugh on the way to school when all she wanted was to “feel the anger of the day.” My kid is all ready for Monday.

[Amom @anxiouscougar]

My husband:

Me:

My husband:

Me: You want sex, don't you?

-Us, flirting.

[MumInBits @MumInBits]

I was lying on the floor crying with intense back pain when my 4yo came over and lay down next to me. She looked into my eyes and said softly “mummy please can you move, I need to do my ballet here”

[G 🇬🇧 @thatscottishdad]

@ladbible I’ve heard the expression ‘fuck you into next week’ but never ‘fuck you into next door’ 👀

[Marissa ☀️🌻💛 @michimama75]

One day you’re young and sort of cool and the next you’re taking pictures of recipes from Good Housekeeping magazines at your parents house.

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

I’m gonna need you to give me attention while simultaneously leaving me alone

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

Me: Don’t let the bastards grind you down

Wife: I wish you wouldn’t call the kids that

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

Support Bernadette in the One Million Step Challenge https://t.co/LW7TaenHjl
#onemillionstepchallenge #fundraising #competition #donate #charity
#everybodystep @DiabetesUK

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

Support Bernadette in the One Million Step Challenge https://t.co/eMcF8xpdV3

[MummiesRambles @MummiesRambles]

Jumping on this challenge, any donations welcome but not mandatory. Thanks for looking. 🥰🥰
https://t.co/LW7TaenHjl
#fundraisingtwitter #fitbitchallenge #diabetes

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

Please be kind to parents in restaurants.

You never know if the restaurant has the right shape pasta, or color of rice, or color of straw, or shape of cheese, or cut of sandwich, or size of chicken tenders, or the plate is too big, or the grilled cheese has lines or the cup is

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

Just because something works for one kid doesn’t mean it’ll necessarily work for another kid. And yet there’ll always be that mom who swears her way of doing things is the only way and if you don’t agree with her you’re wrong. Don’t be that mom.

[Dadding Around @DaddingAround]

Person: You ever wonder why kids seem to get colds so often?

Me: *looks over at Ozzy with one foot and a sandwich in his mouth*

Me: No not really.