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[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@johnmcdonnellMP What do you want him to do? Order a pizza?

[MUFC 17 @junior05aaron]

@HalifaxBank

Hi, my Halifax app is not working at all

[Kieren Igoe @iGoe98]

@HalifaxBank your app and website seem to be down, they both don’t move past this screen. And it’s the same for me and my partner who both bank with you.

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

Dear Lord, what a sad little life, #barclays. You ruined my night, completely, so you could have the money, but I hope you spend it on getting lessons in grace and a decent IT system Barclays because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on @Barclays

[Oli @DrOliBol]

During the strikes I’m reminded that I, for approx £22 per hour:
- Am often the most senior surgeon overnight
- Operate to remove your child’s appendix, your gallbladder or fix your hernia
- Come in on days off to see how you are after I operated on you.
My barber earns more.

[yourqueen98 @Mumsmatter]

@BuyingYourNudes dm

[yourqueen98 @Mumsmatter]

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[JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @MrJohnNicolson]

Speaker congratulates Boris Johnson on the way he conducted himself during the #Covid_19 pandemic. He doesn't speak for me. Boris Johnson's behaviour was disgraceful. #PMQs

[Matthew d'Ancona @MatthewdAncona]

Just so I understand it: it was absolutely fine to say farewell to Number Ten officials in person. But not for families to say farewell to their dying relatives in person?

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

He was looking for tractors but ended up with porn actors? 🚜

Neil Parish must think you were all born yesterday.

Boris Johnson’s Conservatives are a national embarrassment.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Nearly half a million people have now signed the petition calling for @BorisJohnson and @RishiSunak to resign for breaking the laws they imposed on the rest of us. Let’s make it a million
https://t.co/xRPzGTTAOy

[Lampoon Liz Truss @LizzTruss]

I remember a time when lying in public office was a really bad thing…..
#JohnsonLiedPeopleDied
#FollowBackFriday
#JohnsonOut80
#BorisTheLiar

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

In times of war, what the UK needs most is a Prime Minister who got sacked twice for lying, caused tens of thousands of deaths, gave public money to his mistress, broke his own rules then lied about it and syphoned billions to his mates through dodgy contracts.
#Partygate

[𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 @PhilMyers53]

#Partygate is trending at number one

A simple retweet by ALL OF US will keep it there

#Partygate

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Kay Burley: The PM wrote the law. The PM Broke the Law. How can Boris Johnson remain in office?

Grant Shapps: By that logic, everyone who broke the law would be out of a job.

What?!? #PartyGate

[ali culbertson🌹 @ali_culbertson]

Who knew??? 😡🤬 #JohnsonOut81 #JohnsonOut81 #Partygate

[John Lewis @JohnLewisEU]

Hands up who hasn't moved on from #Partygate

I'll start 🙋‍♂️

[𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 @PhilMyers53]

Why isn't #Partygate trending? 810 tweets an hour should see it in the top 20

Please retweet if you agree

[onjali rauf @OnjaliRauf]

Anyone with dignity would resign.

But he/they won't.

Because no-one with a shred of it would hold the people they are duty bound to serve in such contempt.

And have made merry whilst we buried our dead in absentia.

They belong in court. Then jail.
#BorisOut @Conservatives OUT