Satirical Monkey

Software developer, long haul car restorer, mountain biker, one time triathlete and Amazing Spaces bunker owner

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

I realise two Aussie players missed their pens but Jesus, imagine changing keepers a minute before full time and bringing somebody on who starts diving on the takers run up 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #EGYAUS

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

When you’ve got the Grand Prix at 2pm but re-entry at 8 #f1 #austriangp #sorrygeorge

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

So this Boston stadium is 28 miles from actual Boston, in England 28 miles away is not only a different city entirely, they’d speak a different bastard language #ENGGHA

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@Guymowbray with the Boston / More Than a Feeling joke at kick off #enggha

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

“Can I use your face to log into my TikTok mister?”, the new “Will you buy us some Mad dog 20/20 mate” for under 16s

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

@madurelme I watched this video four times and I’ve still not seen a fight on a Padel court

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

@AVFC_Connor_ Should have let the goal stand for Raya being such a fanny and falling like he’s been shot

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.

We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

Watching an episode of Top Gear from 2009, @JeremyClarkson and @MrJamesMay discussing how amazing racing cars would be branded with British brands such as After Eight and Bisto gravy. Well, skip forward to 2026 and the POWER of AI and guess what? They might have been right… 🧵

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

#topgear

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90+4: Ugarte is shown his 5th yellow card #ENGURU

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@DrSlicer I’m all for Findus crispy pancakes, not so much avocado suites and the fear of spontaneous combustion

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

“Doesn’t need much work”, aye, if you want to live in 1976 #aplaceinthesun

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

@bushontheradio

[Satirical Monkey @satiricalmonkey]

@NickPullen5 @bushontheradio Beat me to it 😂