Stephen Munden

Taking a break from doing stupid shit.

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You have to be some sort of psycho to give your kid a vuvuzela.

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@MarkW1885 It didn't last long enough to even get undressed

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Had a kebab from German Doner Kebab earlier, gave me two complimentary chicken spring rolls. The only thing was they loaded the kebab with enough meat for two kebabs!

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@AndyRobsonTips He is literally the Trump of football.

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@MarkW1885 Don't get no sun round the front of mine, so the kitchen stays fairly cool.

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My mistake for thinking I was going out for a beer of two. The only two I had tonight was girls

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A nice refreshing beer, just what a Monday needs!

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Missed the goal because I had to walk half way up the street to find my fucking delivery driver.

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Just had a kid with his mum walking past my place, the kid says 'mum you had your drugs yet'

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I missed the goal, I was having a fucking piss!

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Why always the hard way?

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Debating going out for the game tonight, still not made up my mind. See what I feel like later I guess.

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Is it even worth going to bed now?

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@MarkW1885 When we went down to 10, I was expecting the worst.
Not another game like that for a while tough, my nerves don't like it!

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At this rate the pubs will be closed before the game even starts

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@MarkW1885 This England team look so bad this tournament

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About time, was considering watching paint dry!

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One thing I have learned lately, changing the people you are around does wonders for the mental health.

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@MarkW1885 Not been this bored watching a England for a while, bring back Southgate