"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."
"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"
yep this economy is crazy, a simple at-home date night now costs this much:
- netflix subscription $13.99
- bottle of wine $17
- doordash sushi dinner $68
- secrets of strixhaven play booster box for winston draft $199.99
Shits gotten so bad that the fantasy people want to escape to in a video game is riding in a shitty car with your friends to get fast food. When I was a kid I played a game where I was a cat that used a vacuum cleaner to manipulate time called Blinx: The Time Sweeper
The most epic part of the hiscores lockin race is between rank 4 and 5. Intense gameplay is occuring unmatched by anyone else. Those last 30 points must be the most difficult and daunting ones to obtain.
Vanescula Drakan: One of your allies is more involved with this vampire conspiracy than even he realizes -- and this knowledge will be your undoing
Safalaan Hallow:
ATTENTION: THIS IS A CALL OUT POST FOR THE WELL KNOWN RUNESCAPE BOSS HUEYCOATL ON THE DEMONIC PACTS LEAGUE
I HAVE SEEN TWO WANDS AND A PET YET AM STILL HOLDING AN EARTH STAFF IN MY HAND?
I DID NOT WANT TO MAKE THIS PUBLIC BUT HE LEAVES ME NO CHOICE. DROP THE WAND BRO