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Drive more cars.
More adventures.

[kokistyled @kokistyled]

We keep mentioning their names. They did not deserve to die. #RutoMustGo

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

A random photo on the internet today 😂😂😂.

[wes⚙️ @wesactual]

Simple is as simple does

[WATCHING.KE @KeWatching]

Hawa sasa weande nyumbani.

[Pocket Power @pocketpowerr]

"I'm the poorest of my friends."

Millionaire Advice:
"When you're 20 you're worried about what people are going to think. At 40 you stop worrying about what people think. At 60 you realize people weren't thinking about you in the first place."

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA claimed a company had promised to pay 300,000 tax. The company swore it never did.
The High Court had to intervene.

There is a company called Gebery Limited.

KRA officers from Thika station visited Gebery for a random tax compliance check. They forcefully tried to enter the premises, but the owner resisted and denied them entry.

They retreated.

In the evening, KRA sent Gebery an offence notice. Claiming that, when officers had "accessed" the premises, they found the company not keeping proper accounting records.

The director protested the offence in writing.

KRA then summoned her to the Thika station and ordered her to bring the company's accounting records. She sent her tax representative, Mapesa, with the documents.

A week later, KRA called again, inviting Gebery for a meeting to "close the file."

When Mapesa arrived, he was handed a form to sign. It reads 'Request for Settlement'.

As Mapesa is about to sign the form. Akaona Mapesa zimeandikwa hapo ndani. 300,000 shillings. Akaanza kutetemeka mikono. Mapesa akasimama.

He refused to sign. Saying he had no instructions from the director to request a settlement, and immediately walked away.

For context, when KRA believes a taxpayer has committed a tax offence, it may prosecute them in court. However, the taxpayer can admit the offence and request to settle it out of court. That's what is called a settlement or a plea deal.

• Lesson 1: Names are powerful. Choose your sons' and daughters' names carefully.

When Mapesa left, KRA became even more dramatic.

It posted the 300,000 settlement into Gebery's iTax account and demanded payment.

The director objected, arguing that the company had never admitted committing any offence or authorized anyone to request a settlement.

KRA rejected the objection, insisting that Mapesa had signed the settlement form and that the penalty was final.

Gebery ran to the High Court, arguing that KRA had imposed the 300,000 fine without following the law.

The law requires four things before KRA can issue a tax settlement order:

- The taxpayer must admit the offence in writing.
- The taxpayer must request KRA to settle the matter.
- The request must be reviewed by a KRA committee.
- KRA must issue a written settlement order.

The judge asked KRA to produce Gebery's written letter requesting for settlement. It wasn't there.

The judge asked for the committee minutes approving the settlement. They did not exist.

The judge concluded KRA's order for settlement and the subsequent objection decision to be unfair, unreasonable, procedurally flawed, illegal, and unconstitutional.

Gebery was ordered to pay nothing.

KRA was ordered to delete the 300,000 demand from Gebery's iTax account.

Case closed.

• Lesson 2

- Never sign any document at KRA simply because an officer asks you to.
Seek tax advice first.

- If you send a representative, give them clear instructions on what they can and cannot sign.

- Sharp boys and girls are everywhere. Be watchful.

[Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪 @JullietNjeri]

Come on.. Kenyans deserve people of integrity vying for such positions, not another batch of wash-wash battalion. If DCP is ok with fielding such a candidate, then its no different from UDA, and could literally spin us worse than Kasongo.

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

For the first time in history two leading newspapers are having the same headline!

Hii ni mbayaaaaaa!

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Natembeya literally finished the Tawe chant by saying “ BLADIFAKIN!!!”😂😂😂😂😂

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

First and foremost, tuanze Na uyu criminal.

Arrest Eliud Lagat.

Arrest this despicable criminal.

Devil with the Bible. Devil in Government (DIG)

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

M57 twin turbo for sale
Ule analeta 550 namletea personally anywhere in Kenya
Add 50k I personally wire it to your chassis
- it will come with a 3 months warranty as well . (I offer the biggest warranty in Kenya btw for used engines)
Highly recommend you purchase the engine when your already bought associate parts such as adapter plates fans etc.
Happy boosting .

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

2027 is about sending Ruto home as an example to future presidents that the era of:
1.Abducting critics
2.Torturing critics
3.Hiring goons
4.Massacring critics
5.Police brutality
5.Human rights violation
6.Grand corruption
7.Constitution disregard

Is Loooooooooong Gone😌.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Arrest Eliud Lagat.

Tusiachilie hii kabisa.

We must persist Adi kitu ifanyike.

#ArrestEliudLagat

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Aden Duale should respect Kikuyus.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Me and my fellow hyenas in 2027

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Yesterday, The DIG did not appear in a very important function. Mliona??

Ni kama tunafinya vizuri. Arrest this criminal in police suit called Eliud Lagat.

Arrest him as soon as possible.

#ArrestEliudLagat

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Please let's respect our Cabinet Secretaries. This is not right at all 🙏

[Njeru @ErastusNje51778]

Traveling in a 14 seater matatu from Nairobi to Nyeri is quite horrifying. Imagine traveling in the boot of a Subaru, handcuffed, all the way from homabay to Nairobi? With strangers?

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

“Will I be safe hapo ndani” breaks my heart.

Arrest Eliud Langat !

[Harrison Mumia @harrison_mumia]

EVIL man. 🚮